A Bird and an Atom Smasher

[jkoci]

Baguette-toting bird stalls atom smasher SciTechBlog - CNN.com Blogs

 

[methshin]

if this thing is that sensitive then they're going to be having a boatload of problems IMO.

 

[pixelsmith]

if this thing is that sensitive then they're going to be having a boatload of problems IMO.

i doubt it was an albatross. it was probably a blackhole bird.

 

[methshin]

i doubt it was an albatross. it was probably a blackhole bird.

What about a starling?

 

[Schuyler]

No, no, no. It was carrying a Baguette! It had to have been a French bird, probably a Ferruginous Duck, oui?<style></style>

 

[methshin]

Christe Tabernac! What a waste of good bread!

 

[Jay]

A swallow perhaps?

No, wait, they only carry coconuts.

 

[Double Nought Spy]

If the bird is from the future, it could be of a sort that has not yet evolved. Or maybe a robot. I bet they try to catch it if it comes back.

 

[methshin]

A swallow perhaps?

No, wait, they only carry coconuts.

Well, it could be another difference between the African and European variety of swallow.

Far more realistic for a swallow to be able to both find and carry a baguette then say, ohhhh, a coconut.

 

[David Biedny]

This is now officially the silliest thread evah on these forums.

Carry on.

dB

 

[Gene Steinberg]

This is now officially the silliest thread evah on these forums.

Carry on.

dB

And that's saying a lot. We've had some doozies.

 

[methshin]

On second thought, let's not go to the paracast forums. 'Tis a silly place.

 

[jkoci]

This is now officially the silliest thread evah on these forums.

Sorry about that. I really had no idea it would get like this when I made the original post.

 

[conor]

Is the universe conthriving to stop LHC at all costs??

 

[methshin]

Is the universe conthriving to stop LHC at all costs??

If sending stale bread from the future to jam an air duct isn't divine intervention, I don't know what is

 

[Jay]

Its obviously part of a coordinated plan. Here we see an avian attack squad going after Stephen Greer. This is to prevent him from developing his zero-point energy system.

 

[methshin]

Funniest post in a while man.

Thanks for that one, I'm almost in tears.

 

[methshin]

Wait, is that bird carrying a piece of ciabatta?

 

[pixelsmith]

it looks like a baguette.

 

[methshin]

what about the one in the background?