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So I'm looking at Toast to Toast, and I click on their image of the day thingy.

Some retard apparently thinks something UFO related happened to his car hood.

What a lot of people don't know, is that UFO's do not make the snow melt where the structural supports are inside the hood of your car. Heat does that from the engine, and only a TRULY RETARDED PERSON, would think that Flying Saucers, or little green men would scribe a pattern on someone's car hood in the same configuration as the i-beams inside the hood.

This is exactly why Cousins are not allowed to marry.
 
Tommy Allison said:
So I'm looking at Toast to Toast, and I click on their image of the day thingy.

Some retard apparently thinks something UFO related happened to his car hood.

What a lot of people don't know, is that UFO's do not make the snow melt where the structural supports are inside the hood of your car. Heat does that from the engine, and only a TRULY RETARDED PERSON, would think that Flying Saucers, or little green men would scribe a pattern on someone's car hood in the same configuration as the i-beams inside the hood.

This is exactly why Cousins are not allowed to marry.
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Yep I had worked it out the moment I saw it too. It really does beggar belief how moronic people can be, and generally ... are. Maybe its cool to be stupid nowadays I have no idea. All I know is that I don't want to be like one of them when I grow up (i'm 40 ... so don't hold your breath on that one :D)

Still C2C is becoming a treasure chest of the stupidity and gullibity of the earthling ... so in that way its sort of doing a good job :P
 
It's an angel! No it's a dragon fly! No it's a shallow gene pool! Common sense comes in handy sometimes. It just goes to show that belief is a powerful contributor when it comes to these sort of images...or they are just complete arse monkeys.
 
Jose Collado said:
I'm gonna have to check UFO hunters out. We don't get it in Australia.....we don't get a lot in Australia
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We get even less in New Zealand believe you me ... I'm still waiting for the first series of Torchwood :D.

Still a bigger question rather than why don't we get even second rate UFO programmes here in NZ, is why didn't I come up with 'arse monkeys' first ???? Damn ... must be slipping :P

schtick ... getting more concerned about the mental (in)capacity of you earthlings as every earth day passes.
 
Hmm. The real question here is how would one go about preserving melted snow on a car hood so that the hood could be detached and sold on ebay?
 
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