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*ALERT* *ALERT* *ALERT* Dan Burisch is a nut case. Get your weekly Camelot Comedy

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Gareth

Nothin' to see here
Gene, serious question, could we get a new forum here? Called "Charlatans" or something?

anyway, Camelot continue to outdo themselves. The shit they post on that site is beyond comprehension (literally:D). Here is the latest (for comedic value - please dont get angry, although I admit I did at first)


We have just received the following urgent notification from Marci McDowell, on behalf of Dan Burisch. It is important to note that there is no immediate danger at this time. However, we are posting this in the spirit of peace and unity for all peoples of the planet. This is a wake-up call for all. As it appears that we are not on the catastrophic timeline however, this does not lessen the urgency for all to come together in peace during this time.
Re: EDO *ONLY* ANNOUNCEMENTS
« Reply #27 Today at 11:15am »
I have a serious report.
14 hours ago, at 19:04:07 Pacific time (officially reported), Friday, March 13, 2009, Dan decoded some of the symbols which had been transferred to him by Chi'el'ah, the human-lineage extraterrestrial, and which were in his private diaries which I have control over. Privately, I have been having him work the information in between everything else we're doing.
He decoded a date, for the first time, from the J-Rod Shadow Language which was downloaded to him en masse. We believe that it may be the date of the T2 Catastrophe, in Timeline 2, a CATASTROPHE we are very sure (but not 100%) WE HAVE AVOIDED. We are very sure we are on some variant of Timeline 1.
We are not 100% sure it is THE date. All this is owing to the imperfect historical memory of the J-Rod, and the imperfect history of his time.
Dan immediately notified his liaison to the New Group, by telephone, so this information is percolating to the highest levels of government.
Dan nearly collapsed because of the pressure of possibly KNOWING, and he was checked by a physician, and RN and an LPN after suffering vomiting. He is resting comfortably. He did not suffer a heart attack. I am watching over him.
No decision has been made whether this information will be released before the date he decoded. Being that Dan is the repository of the information, and the former H-1-E Maj, it is his responsibility. He immediately ordered all personnel (including myself and the team) to REMAIN in place, and to not overreact, or move anywhere.
We are asking everyone to do as we have suggested on the Unity Flyer program.
Marcia Ann McDowell, Ph.D.
President, Eagles Disobey, Inc.
Co-Founder, "Eagles Disobey"
Stay tuned to: www.eaglesdisobey.net

The above is from: www.neweaglesforum.proboards107.com/index.cgi?board=announcements&action=display&thread=242&page=2
Additional note: We urge ALL who read this message to click on the above link to get more info and a personal statement from Dan Burisch.
Further information taken from the Eagles Disobey website:
PURSUANT TO TAU IX-6 PROTOCOLS FOR THE H-1-E MAJ: EAGLES DISOBEY WILL STAND IN ABEYANCE FOR 72 HOURS FOR THIS PUBLIC NOTIFICATION. ONCE THE 72 HOURS EXPIRES, EAGLES DISOBEY WILL RESUME NORMAL OPERATIONS.
DR. BURISCH WILL LIKELY BE ENTERING A 1-2 WEEK RETREAT, TO MAKE A VERY SERIOUS DECISION. PER PREPLANNED DECISIONS, DR. BURISCH HAS CALLED FOR A "DEVICE" TO BE BROUGHT TO HIM IMMEDIATELY, AND FOR THE ENTIRE MAP DATABASE FROM THE FORMER MAJESTIC. (THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT HE WILL REVEAL IT. IT MEANS HE HAS IT AT HIS DISPOSAL SHOULD CONDITIONS WARRANT.) DON'T ANYONE EVEN ASK: DR. BURISCH'S LITTLE ONES ARE REMAINING WHERE THEY ARE - IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA. WE DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THIS WILL RESULT IN T2. DR. BURISCH WILL HAVE CONTACT ONLY WITH DR. McDOWELL, HIS PRIVATE RELIGIOUS ASSOCIATE (A RABBI), AND DR. GOLDSTEIN OUR PSYCH. PER OUR PREPLANNED PROCEDURES, IN THE EVENT OF THIS HAPPENING, DR. GOLDSTEIN WILL ACT AS THE OFFICIAL PUBLIC REPRESENTATIVE, THE VOICE FOR EAGLES DISOBEY. THE PUBLIC WILL HEAR MORE BY MARCH 28, 2009. SHOULD OTHER EVENTS OCCUR, EAGLES DISOBEY WILL IMMEDIATELY REVERT TO AN ALERT/EMERGENCY MODE AND ALL IMPORTANT INFORMATION WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TRANSMITTED TO THE PUBLIC.
Reposted here as a courtesy to Marci McDowell and Dan Burisch.


--Kerry

ta-da!
 
Gene, serious question, could we get a new forum here? Called "Charlatans" or something?

anyway, Camelot continue to outdo themselves. The shit they post on that site is beyond comprehension (literally:D). Here is the latest (for comedic value - please dont get angry, although I admit I did at first)




ta-da!

Oh No! Not this clown again?!?!?!?!?!?
 
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Gareth; 1 said:
Dan nearly collapsed because of the pressure of possibly KNOWING, and he was checked by a physician, and RN and an LPN after suffering vomiting.

Translation via my personal Cap'n Crunch Bullshit J-Rod Shadow Language Decoder:

"Dan got into the booze last night and blew chunks into the porcelain god until the wee hours this morning - he took two aspirin and is suffering from a world class hangover."
 
Translation via my personal Cap'n Crunch Bullshit J-Rod Shadow Language Decoder:

"Dan got into the booze last night and blew chunks into the porcelain god until the wee hours this morning - he took two aspirin and is suffering from a world class hangover."


DR. BURISCH WILL LIKELY BE ENTERING A 1-2 WEEK RETREAT

Aka Rehab....................
 
blew chunks into the porcelain god until the wee hours this morning hangover."


lol we call it "driving the porcelain bus" (seat down for steering wheel)

humans are funny, why stick your head in the toilet, do they suddenly forget its primary function.
even if you are feeling fine, its the one place in the whole house where sticking your head would make you ill.

im not feeling so well, i think i might be sick, ill just go and see how a toilet smells up close.......

i prefer a bucket myself
 
lol we call it "driving the porcelain bus" (seat down for steering wheel)

humans are funny, why stick your head in the toilet, do they suddenly forget its primary function.
even if you are feeling fine, its the one place in the whole house where sticking your head would make you ill.

im not feeling so well, i think i might be sick, ill just go and see how a toilet smells up close.......

i prefer a bucket myself

I NEVER have put my head right in. But I assume the reason people do it is because the vomiting mechanism is so offensive to the human sense of well-being that all rational thought goes away. The need to expel is all there is.
 
Tune in next week for another exciting episode of "Dan Burisch: Saviour of mankind!" (brought to you by Lucky Strike cigarettes; they're carcino-tastic!)
 
This is why I know that I'm sane.

I just wish whatever this guy was on, was legal over the counter.

Seriously, what a fucking clown.
 
Listen folks, I have no use for the Camelot clowns either, but I've removed two posts that went beyond any reasonable conversation (one of them only because it contained the original, offending post). Let's keep it clean, shall we? If you feel the need to rage, or anonymously express violent thoughts, even in jest, then start a blog.
 
Listen folks, I have no use for the Camelot clowns either, but I've removed two posts that went beyond any reasonable conversation (one of them only because it contained the original, offending post). Let's keep it clean, shall we? If you feel the need to rage, or anonymously express violent thoughts, even in jest, then start a blog.

Camelot is for fun, like the cheesy Halloween displays in a suburban neighborhood (Halloween brought to you by Walmart). Robert O'Dean has a great voice, and is over 80 years old. He tells a good tale and it sure beats reality TV. I go to the Camelot site purely for cheap thrills:

1. Who has paid-for-view to watch the movie 2012, and is consequently predicting the end of the world as we know it?
2. Who has had a secret confab this week with stinky potato shaped aliens, or tall white aliens, or jello (no flavor mentioned) aliens?
3. Has Steve Bassett announced a new disclosure date?
4. Has Greer vectored in another desert yucca tree?
5. Have various channelers given us the standard "Clean up the Earth and our space brothers (whose shit does not stink!) will honor us with their presence on this filthy Earth" schtick?
6. How is the secret space patrol program going (Captain Video Lives!!).
7. Has Dr. Deagle had a new vision about the nutritional value of massive amounts of animal fat and Dairy Queen ice cream?
8. Have all the whistleblowers gotten together and formed a band, available now to perform at children's birthday parties and wedding receptions?
9. It is just me, or does the female interviewer sound just like Linda Moulton Howe? I know they are not the same person, but the voices seem the same to me.
10. Are there more tales of wonder from the Harry Potter Vanishing Cabinet, where people in secret bases travel instantly between Earth and Mars (since Mars has this really fantastic home made pizza grill).

Get the picture? It is a fun place. The fact that they take it all seriously just adds to the fun.:)
 
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