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Alien brought up on charges? booked?

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I need to talk to the aliens
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After Dan Akroyds tyraid about the aliens breaking the law and sighting legal documents. I have a few questions on how the ALIEN can have a fair trile.

1. how can you fingerprint the alien
2. handcuffs are not made to fit the aliens arms
3. what juristiction is the alien in?
4. is the alien a legal citizen?
5. did Dan Akroyd have any evidence.
 
Goddamned Zeta Reticulans coming in taking up all the jobs that Americans wouldn't do outside of a reality TV show!
Still, they ARE awfully cute wearing those sun hats as they pic lettuce...
 
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