Avast, me proud beauties .. Important News I bear:

[KEROUAC]

This Saturday 19th is....

International Talk Like a Pirate Day:

http://www.talklikeapirate.com

I thought we could get a head start this year.

1
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It?s rated AARRRRGGH!

2
What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!

3
what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
arrrr

4
what's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
arrrrgyle

5
what is a pirates favorite study subject?
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

6
what's a pirate's second-choice job?
an arrrrrrchitect!


7
how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
a buccaneer

EDIT I just made a few edits to keep it clean.

 

[dusty]

Cant think of any funnies right now KEROUAC, except all that mythical stuff from Captain Pugwash, ie Master Bates, Roger the cabin boy and Seaman Staines etc,
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.asp

but here's a little something more along our usual lines I dont recall ever being brought up here,
http://www.vanhunks.com/cape1/dutchman1.html

Probably a mirage, who knows but opinions are like AARRRGGHsoles AARRRGGHnt they
Matey

Mark

 

[methshin]

time to bust out the pirate keyboard