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Daddy needs his medicine
Monday, May 14, 2012 at 5:06 by Billy Cox
De Void liked it better when the 1947 Roswell UFO crash was attributed to space aliens. It was a more palatable notion, or at least more benign. Here they were, off-world de Gamas and Magellans, trying hard to tip-toe above a planet newly gutted by primitives, ego and apocalyptic insecurities. The explorers are easing around the edges of the heart of darkness — in this case, New Mexico, blistered by Earth’s first atomic explosion, experimenting with new missile and bomber delivery systems — when suddenly, their lonely vessel strays too close, takes a lightning strike and boom, bodies and techno-treasure litter foreign sands.
Au voir, sweet fiction.
Now we know: It was us all along. The worst, skankiest, most paranoid facets of human impulse, all crammed into a narrative of deceit and treachery aimed at bamboozling our own species. So it’s time we just owned up to it and admitted we’re lowdown web-spinning scumbags, maybe in need of an asteroid fix.
We knew the alien thing was bogus back in 2005 when Nick Redfern published Body Snatchers in the Desert. This is when we learned, according to a description, “the darkest secret of the US Government — that a post-WW2 program used the deformed and crippled bodies of adults and children in biological and nuclear experiments.” Yeah — the Roswell corpses weren’t ETs, but the handiwork of Imperial Japan’s twisted scientists.
Then, last year, Annie Jacobsen informs us in Area 51 that the poor souls recovered from the Roswell desert were surgically deformed victims of Joseph Mengele’s pact with Stalin to terrorize the winners of WWII. That was heinous as hell.
And last week, thanks to former Mutual UFO Network International Director James Carrion, we now learn “the most incredible deception in human history” was actually a Made-in-the-USA counterintelligence stunt designed to get Stalin’s spies to file reports so’s Uncle Sam could crack the Reds’ communications codes. Oh yeah — you gotta read this stuff, man. Even the Kenneth Arnold “flying saucer” sightings in the lead-up to Roswell were orchestrated by “the deception planners.”
Carrion, who left MUFON in 2010, credits ongoing FOIA research into FBI and CIA documents for “providing more pieces to the puzzle each day.” Although the material at his Center for UFO Truth website hasn’t been updated in nearly two years, he assures readers the jig is almost up: “When enough of the puzzle has been assembled with official source documentation, and sober Americans realize the extent to which they have been deceived, it will be time to call your Congressman and demand that those Federal Agencies who have been part and parcel of the Big Lie — are hauled into Congressional hearings to admit their complicity and make their amends to the American People.”
Key phrase — sober Americans. So guys, do whatever you will with the latest revelations, but I liked it better when we could blame ETs. I’ve had it up to my earlobes with dastardly human malfeasance. I’m gonna go get drunk.
Daddy needs his medicine | De Void
Daddy needs his medicine
Monday, May 14, 2012 at 5:06 by Billy Cox
De Void liked it better when the 1947 Roswell UFO crash was attributed to space aliens. It was a more palatable notion, or at least more benign. Here they were, off-world de Gamas and Magellans, trying hard to tip-toe above a planet newly gutted by primitives, ego and apocalyptic insecurities. The explorers are easing around the edges of the heart of darkness — in this case, New Mexico, blistered by Earth’s first atomic explosion, experimenting with new missile and bomber delivery systems — when suddenly, their lonely vessel strays too close, takes a lightning strike and boom, bodies and techno-treasure litter foreign sands.
Au voir, sweet fiction.
Now we know: It was us all along. The worst, skankiest, most paranoid facets of human impulse, all crammed into a narrative of deceit and treachery aimed at bamboozling our own species. So it’s time we just owned up to it and admitted we’re lowdown web-spinning scumbags, maybe in need of an asteroid fix.
We knew the alien thing was bogus back in 2005 when Nick Redfern published Body Snatchers in the Desert. This is when we learned, according to a description, “the darkest secret of the US Government — that a post-WW2 program used the deformed and crippled bodies of adults and children in biological and nuclear experiments.” Yeah — the Roswell corpses weren’t ETs, but the handiwork of Imperial Japan’s twisted scientists.
Then, last year, Annie Jacobsen informs us in Area 51 that the poor souls recovered from the Roswell desert were surgically deformed victims of Joseph Mengele’s pact with Stalin to terrorize the winners of WWII. That was heinous as hell.
And last week, thanks to former Mutual UFO Network International Director James Carrion, we now learn “the most incredible deception in human history” was actually a Made-in-the-USA counterintelligence stunt designed to get Stalin’s spies to file reports so’s Uncle Sam could crack the Reds’ communications codes. Oh yeah — you gotta read this stuff, man. Even the Kenneth Arnold “flying saucer” sightings in the lead-up to Roswell were orchestrated by “the deception planners.”
Carrion, who left MUFON in 2010, credits ongoing FOIA research into FBI and CIA documents for “providing more pieces to the puzzle each day.” Although the material at his Center for UFO Truth website hasn’t been updated in nearly two years, he assures readers the jig is almost up: “When enough of the puzzle has been assembled with official source documentation, and sober Americans realize the extent to which they have been deceived, it will be time to call your Congressman and demand that those Federal Agencies who have been part and parcel of the Big Lie — are hauled into Congressional hearings to admit their complicity and make their amends to the American People.”
Key phrase — sober Americans. So guys, do whatever you will with the latest revelations, but I liked it better when we could blame ETs. I’ve had it up to my earlobes with dastardly human malfeasance. I’m gonna go get drunk.
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