Bit of Humor for the day? ;)

[Bixyboo]

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He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot] [FONT=&quot]I said to him . .. You wear pants; don't you? [/FONT][/FONT]
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He said to me . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
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[FONT=&quot] I said to him. . . That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! [/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]He said to me . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
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[FONT=&quot] I said to him . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror! [/FONT]
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He said to me . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
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[FONT=&quot] I said to him . . . I don't know; it has never happened. [/FONT]
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He said to me . . .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
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[FONT=&quot] I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. [/FONT]
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He said to me . . . What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
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[FONT=&quot] I said to him . .. . A widow. [/FONT]
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He said to me . . .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
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[FONT=&quot] I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.
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[FONT=&quot]Married women come home, see what's in bed, and go to the fridge.. [/FONT]

 

[methshin]

Why do ugly people give better oral sex?


Because they have to.

 

[Schuyler]

[FONT=&quot]He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. [/FONT]

Well, I've got this ringtone you could listen to for a few days......