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Caribou Barbie -- Exit Stage Left!

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I am currently training a pack of wolverines to attack anything that looks like an Alaskan governor running for Presidency. They are some snappy little bastards.
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Watching her press announcement and hearing her verbally wander off on some vague, basketball-themed metaphor, I suddenly found myself wishing for the old vaudvillian hook...
 
Aaarrgh. I just read the speech, and I do so very much wish I hadn't.
Bush's sentences were usually at least nominally about something...her sole means of communication seems to be to randomly cobble together infantile catchphrases.
While the depths of her idiocy have been good for laughs, for the sake of human civilisation and multicellular life in general I pray that she now disappears into well-deserved snowbilly oblivion. But I fear that that prayer will remain unanswered.
 
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