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ffs, helicopters at night, secret black op's for secret testing etc etc yada yada yada.

pick one

1] Men in black [team] sneak out from base, black silent top secret choppers, using top secret laser cutting instruments, hooking cattle up in the pitch black, taking them somewhere secret, then mutilating them to disguise the fact they are just secretly testing them for things that would make the public panic, if they knew etc, then flying back and returning the carcass.
cost's per beast tested 1000's of dollars.

2] Drive to ranch, [bog standard cattle truck] select animal, pay upto double what it is worth $1000, take it wherever you like, test it anyway you like, and dispose of it.

[QUOTE="manxman, post: 200004, member: 4963"] ffs, helicopters at night, secret black op's for secret testing etc etc yada yada yada. pick one 1] Men in black [team] sneak out from base, black silent top secret choppers, using top secret laser cutting instruments, hooking cattle up in the pitch black, taking them somewhere secret, then mutilating them to disguise the fact they are just secretly testing them for things that would make the public panic, if they knew etc, then flying back and returning the carcass. cost's per beast tested 1000's of dollars. 2] Drive to ranch, [bog standard cattle truck] select animal, pay upto double what it is worth $1000, take it wherever you like, test it anyway you like, and dispose of it. [/QUOTE]

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