(Classified) Bill Defends Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)

[Crow]

Check out Rep. John Haller introducing a classified bill. From ONN


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[dusty]

What the "Classified" was that. Sounds very ominous.

Mark

 

[Kevin Daly]

Zombie outbreak, obviously.

But seriously, I got to the bit with "Enormous size and otherworldly strength" and it's suddenly WTF?!!

Really big zombies? Zombie tyrannosaurs? Don't put the bits back together! donnnnn'...

 

[Stillborn]

They can eat me/bite me.

 

[skunkape]

Time to get paranoid.

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[Tommy Allison]

Check out Rep. John Haller introducing a classified bill. From ONN


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It's from the ONION NEWS NETWORK.

 

[skunkape]

It's from the ONION NEWS NETWORK.

I feel like a dip-shit for not catching that in the first 3 seconds.

 

[Kevin Daly]

Don't feel too bad, they are very good.

 

[Crow]

It's from the ONION NEWS NETWORK.

I know...hence the . Funny shit.