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Gil Bavel
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I've been getting the CoastZone email newsletter, and it is indeed the distillation of banality. At the end of each daily email, they include a "quote of the night" that always cracks me up, and I wanted to share.
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"The number one thing that you can do to help yourself see nature spirits...is if you don't have them already, is get yourself some strings of miniature Christmas lights and place in your bushes if you like to see Gnomes and Elves, and in the trees if you'd like to see fairies. And the reason for this is the Nature People all resonate to different color frequencies. For example, Gnomes resonate to the colors green and red. And what they'll do is use the energy from those lights as well as the background twigs and leaves to help them come in more clearly for you to see them." --Christopher Valentine[/FONT]
Isn't that just the very summit of airy-fairy? Or should I say fey?
Nature People? If you'd like to see fairies? Resonate to different color frequencies?
What a bunch of pseudoscientific bullshit. It gives pseudoscience a bad name.
I decided to start a new thread for these, because every day, there's a little polished turd in my mailbox that makes me cackle with glee thinking about the glassy-eyed, drooling, average Coast listener that laps up this drivel, and can't wait to hear the next crystal-selling, psychic dog medium or channeler bringing the word from beyond the grave.
So, even on your worst day, hopefully, you'll be able to get a kick out of this, that will lift your spirits, or at least allow you to get in touch with them. If your guardian angel will allow it.
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"The number one thing that you can do to help yourself see nature spirits...is if you don't have them already, is get yourself some strings of miniature Christmas lights and place in your bushes if you like to see Gnomes and Elves, and in the trees if you'd like to see fairies. And the reason for this is the Nature People all resonate to different color frequencies. For example, Gnomes resonate to the colors green and red. And what they'll do is use the energy from those lights as well as the background twigs and leaves to help them come in more clearly for you to see them." --Christopher Valentine[/FONT]
Isn't that just the very summit of airy-fairy? Or should I say fey?
Nature People? If you'd like to see fairies? Resonate to different color frequencies?
What a bunch of pseudoscientific bullshit. It gives pseudoscience a bad name.
I decided to start a new thread for these, because every day, there's a little polished turd in my mailbox that makes me cackle with glee thinking about the glassy-eyed, drooling, average Coast listener that laps up this drivel, and can't wait to hear the next crystal-selling, psychic dog medium or channeler bringing the word from beyond the grave.
So, even on your worst day, hopefully, you'll be able to get a kick out of this, that will lift your spirits, or at least allow you to get in touch with them. If your guardian angel will allow it.