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Death Magic, my blog of revenge.

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I've decided that it was time for me to devote some webspace to my knowledge of the arcane arts.

I'm planning on using my evil magical powers on those who displease me and chronicle it on the internet. It's mostly going to be my outlet, thus preventing me from going on a 9 state crime spree.

Death Magic

Think of it as entertainment, as I will be making up all kinds of stuff, funny cartoons, hand sculpted voodoo dolls of my victims, and of course, fake magical spells that will be pretty funny.

I've decided that by doing this, and using my with and angst for my own amusement, other people can have a laugh or two at my anecdotal stories, and of course, my lack of success at dispatching those who I hate.

I promise if anything you'll be amused.
 
Very cool.
Ever fashion your enemy's poppet out of food?
This way you can devour them, turn them into poo, and expel them from your presence indefinitely!
 
a piece of ritual magick or spell i was once shown.

its called the lessor banishing of the loo and its used to get rid of trouble in ones life.

the altar is prepared with the lid to the great portal in the closed position as befits a device of such power.
a wand is placed either left or right of the altar, as are special elements neccessary for the great work.

one starts with the special parchment onto which the nature of your trouble is written,(the parchment usually hangs on a roll next to the portal) the parchment can be folded or scrunched as is your preferance. the lid of the portal is raised slowly while intoning the word of power "haaaaaaarpiiiiiiiiic"
done properly you should feel the word vibrating from the solar plexus
the parchment is then flung into the portal along with a squirt of harpic toilet cleaner.
one then depresses the button (or jerks chain) of the portal whilst waving the wand 3 times over it before plunging the wand/brush into the bowl and intoning the word Aaaaaaaa Jaaaaaax.
where apon one sprinkles ajax into the bowl and returns the wand to its holder.

the problem as written on the parchment will like it, disapear.
 
So far, no deaths on the Death Magic blog. I've been keeping tabs on my victims. So far, nothing, but soon. SOON...
 
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