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Bob Watson

Paranormal Adept
Well its oct...the halloween stuff is out.and the crazy preedictions are starting! Last night snorry had a guy on who thinks the sun will hit us with a x flare and cook us all! So post u p yoa
ur best dec 21st crazy predictions! And what you plan on doing on dec 22nd to mark yet another end of the world fail!
 
There will be a leak on youtube of a sex tape involving the entire human race. In disgust humanity will ostracise itself from society rendering it null and void, the resulting vacuum will be filled by Cthulhu Elder gods invoked ironicaly by the sexual acts originally leaked and thus expunging the rest of human conciousness whose remaining shell will become wanton puppets and slaves, playthings of the gods.
 
10/10 will be here soon and it reminded me of this very cute video made by the 10:10 environmental group. i urge you to watch it but there is no pressure to do so.
 
10/10 will be here soon and it reminded me of this very cute video made by the 10:10 environmental group. i urge you to watch it but there is no pressure to do so.

Forgive the derail, but this typifys exactly what wrong.

Cutting your emissions by 10 percent is inherantly flawed as a solution.
If everybody cuts their emissions by 10 percent.... and population grows by 20 percent.......

The net result is an increase not a reduction in emissions.

All we do, is lower our own standard of living, so more of us can live at that lower standard.

Thats insane
 
Looking on the bright side none of us will have to go out holiday shopping. In the meantime here’s a little traveling music to get things started.

 
I predict that there will be an immense hyperdimensional shift in the psychic portals within the celestial planes that only the most powerful seers and mediums* can sense. This will cause a period of great change, as the world's energy vortexes are torn open, covering the planet with unprecedented levels of psychic energy, leading to a huge spike in spirit and transdimensional activity. Hopefully, these talented individuals will be available to tell us all about it in a multitude of media.








*the level of one's psychic power is determined by a complicated equation involving the number of books you've written or co-authored with the word "spirit" in the title and how many times you've appeared on television talking to a ceiling with your eyes closed
 
I predict that there will be an immense hyperdimensional shift in the psychic portals within the celestial planes that only the most powerful seers and mediums* can sense. This will cause a period of great change, as the world's energy vortexes are torn open, covering the planet with unprecedented levels of psychic energy, leading to a huge spike in spirit and transdimensional activity. Hopefully, these talented individuals will be available to tell us all about it in a multitude of media.








*the level of one's psychic power is determined by a complicated equation involving the number of books you've written or co-authored with the word "spirit" in the title and how many times you've appeared on television talking to a ceiling with your eyes closed

I'll be sure to fill all you guys in, how are you at interpeting crop circles?
 
YEAH! - all the 2012 mumbo-jumbo pedlars will already have BOTH explanations ready; one for an event and one for a non-event. You can be sure they wont be stuck for something to say.
 
There will be a leak on youtube of a sex tape involving the entire human race. In disgust humanity will ostracise itself from society rendering it null and void, the resulting vacuum will be filled by Cthulhu Elder gods invoked ironicaly by the sexual acts originally leaked and thus expunging the rest of human conciousness whose remaining shell will become wanton puppets and slaves, playthings of the gods.

LOL my twisted sensibilities find this hilarious. ;)
 
According to a group of “military grade” remote viewers, a meteor by the name of DA14 is due to strike Earth in February 2013. What could this possibly mean? Is it possible that the Mayan calendar could be off by a couple of months? What this may suggest is that there will be enough time to return unwanted holiday gifts.
 
Looks like DA14 has very little chance of hitting Earth (well THEY would say that wouldn't they?), but will come quite close at about 21,000 miles - that's within the orbit of geostationary satellites.

But even if it hit Earth, it wouldn't be a show stopper - it's only about 150 feet across, and don't forget there's a 70/30 chance it'll fall into the sea. Quite a big splash if you're close I expect!

Ian
 
I don't really care, since my bunker is all done except I had to send the inverter back for warranty replacement so I just have grid power for everything but lights. I guess I'll just go buy another inverter, and if the replacement one shows up in the next couple of weeks, I'll have a spare. There's about 150 movies down there that I haven't seen, and I'd hate to be without power and have to listen to my neighbors screaming when the shit hits the fan.
 
Looks like DA14 has very little chance of hitting Earth (well THEY would say that wouldn't they?), but will come quite close at about 21,000 miles - that's within the orbit of geostationary satellites.

But even if it hit Earth, it wouldn't be a show stopper - it's only about 150 feet across, and don't forget there's a 70/30 chance it'll fall into the sea. Quite a big splash if you're close I expect!

Ian

Out of curiosity I contacted Caesars Palace, and the Las Vegas Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas to see if they are giving odds on the possible impact of DA14. It must have been a slow night at the gaming tables, as I am under the impression that they found the conversation somewhat interesting. However, neither supervisor was aware of any wagering taking place on the 180' wide rock that’s hurtling in our direction. From what I have gathered, the meteor is due to arrive somewhere between February 15th & 16th , skirting Earth by as close as 16,700 miles. DA14 is estimated to have the impact energy of one thermonuclear bomb, that is, if it stays in one piece. The greatest possible danger may lie in any cultists who want to hitch a ride on the thing, thinking it’s a mother ship.
 
I emailed santa about what his plans were if it involved a pole switch. He said that it probably could have happened at a better time, but overall he's quite happy to move to the south pole. He told me " in case you hadn't heard son, we are fast running out of real estate up here, and down south there is plenty of room to expand, which I need because ups, dhl and fedex all are becoming very integrated within my company, also I can take access of a bigger work force (penguins?) and probably get away with cheaper labor. That's gotta help my bottom line."

"If you know of anyone looking to buy a top notch factory suitable for assembly line manufacturing please let them know, I'll see you get a commission."

He then asked me "hypothetically, of course" if I had room...or will have room...under the tree for
the time travel machine I've been bugging him for that he had his top elves working on.

What a sweet guy !!!
 
Would you please email Saint Nick and ask him to consider moving Christmas to December 20th, and while your at it would you please ask him to leave a bottle of sun screen on my front porch, thanks Mr. Mulder.
 
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