DMT lab bust in L.A.

[Wade]

DMT Drug Lab Found in Apartment After Officers Encounter Screaming, Naked Man | NBC Southern California

No word if the naked screaming man was yelling about machine elves, praying mantis or Bigfoot

 

[Christopher O'Brien]

DANG Careful what you wish for, dude... Just lick that frog and slowly back away, OK?
Maybe finding, breeding & milking an "Army of (bufo alvarius) Frogs" is a better way to maximize your commercial aspirations?

heh-heh good screenplay: Geeky psycho-stoner dude raises an "army of frogs" that he milks of their pure DMT and uses the substance to create a cultural [fill in the blank]. The purity of compound, combined with a willful agenda results in an emerging psycho-counter culture finding themselves fulfilling roles in a DMT-generated follywood soap opera (w/ conspiratorial overtones). [fill in the blanks]. Then, when the froggies movement is smashed, the PTB freak when the thousands of DMT frogs escape to burrow into the mud flats of the Potomac. They've been genetically-modified to be predatory and seek out specific victims to rub their DMT-laden sweat agenda on the unsuspecting victims to [fill in the blanks].....

 

[stonehart]

DANG Careful what you wish for, dude... Just lick that frog and slowly back away, OK?
Maybe finding, breeding & milking an "Army of (bufo alvarius) Frogs" is a better way to maximize your commercial aspirations?

heh-heh good screenplay: Geeky psycho-stoner dude raises an "army of frogs" that he milks of their pure DMT and uses the substance to create a cultural [fill in the blank]. The purity of compound, combined with a willful agenda results in an emerging psycho-counter culture finding themselves fulfilling roles in a DMT-generated follywood soap opera (w/ conspiratorial overtones). [fill in the blanks]. Then, when the froggies movement is smashed, the PTB freak when the thousands of DMT frogs escape to burrow into the mud flats of the Potomac. They've been genetically-modified to be predatory and seek out specific victims to rub their DMT-laden sweat agenda on the unsuspecting victims to [fill in the blanks].....

Love it.. now film it Chris

 

[Wade]

Better yet... The frogs are liberated by the ALF.

 

[Charlie Prime]

Ever notice how these news reports almost read like promotional advertisements for potential users? From the article:

* a powerful hallucinogenic drug often referred to as "Businessman's LSD." (hmmm, it's Elite)

* naked man, screaming and acting in a "bizarre" manner (helz yeah!)

* (DMT), extracted from the mimosa root bark, is a psychedelic compound that can produce brief, but vivid and powerful, hallucinations. (natural, powerful!)

* DMT -- known as the "Businessman's LSD" (again)

* is smoked, ingested orally or injected, causing users to lose awareness of their surroundings, (easy to use)

* the drug was featured in the 2010 movie, "DMT: The Spirit Molecule." (there's movies about it!)

* "You don't hear it that often, said Detective Keith Honore." (it's fashionably new and trendy!)

* "It's a drug that's produced from the root of the mimosa plant. (natural, pretty)

* That's legal to purchase, you can actually buy (the root) on the internet, (convenient!)

* but to actually reduce it and make it into drug is against the law." (darn near legal!)

* The drug, popular on college campuses, (college kids love it!)

* sells for about $100 per gram, (affordable!)

* "You're talking about a drug-induced psychosis," (mmmmmm yes, Daddy like!)

* A man who did not want to be identified told NBC4 that DMT is "supposed to be LSD on steroids." (twice as good!)

 

[Wade]

That's an aspect that got past me, even if it wasn't intended as some subversive subliminal come on it would be awfully easy to tale it as one.

 

[boomerang]

I think the term "DMT-like" substance would make for more accurate reporting. Unless the suspect has advanced degrees in chemistry, there's no telling what kind of psycho soup he was really selling.