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Dr. Ecker can you help me?

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I need to talk to the aliens
Mr. Don Ecker Dr. Ecker, I have a situation and here it is.

I need to talk to the aliens?

can you get me in contact with them?

can you liason between me and the aliens?
 
Mr. Don Ecker Dr. Ecker, I have a situation and here it is.

I need to talk to the aliens?

can you get me in contact with them?

can you liason between me and the aliens?

Don can't. But I can. For an initial deposit of $10,000, followed by monthly instalments of $5,000 for 24 months, at a 2000% APR.
 
Don can't. But I can. For an initial deposit of $10,000, followed by monthly instalments of $5,000 for 24 months, at a 2000% APR.

I will do it for half that plus 10% of your yearly income for life. TRUST ME... the aliens get a cut to compensate them for gas money getting here.
 
Mr. Don Ecker Dr. Ecker, I have a situation and here it is.

I need to talk to the aliens?

So, you don't know if you need to talk to the aliens??

Personally there seem to be a lot of posters that are getting away with just plain "being a pain in the ass"!! I think we've seen enough of this poster (just bugging the shit out of Don alone) to warrant kicking him or her off. Just my opinion, but this poster hasn't offered anything of value, much less anything worthy of discussion.

If you have some issue with Don, why don't you email him directly??
 
So, you don't know if you need to talk to the aliens??

Personally there seem to be a lot of posters that are getting away with just plain "being a pain in the ass"!! I think we've seen enough of this poster (just bugging the shit out of Don alone) to warrant kicking him or her off. Just my opinion, but this poster hasn't offered anything of value, much less anything worthy of discussion.

If you have some issue with Don, why don't you email him directly??


TClaeys, perhaps you are being a bit harsh. There is no law against being a pain in the ass, ya just scroll on by. Problem solved. All those different folks simply make the world go by. Chill a bit, it isn't quite that bad.

Decker
 
haha, ... ok Don, sorry. Just one of those days. I suppose you learned this long ago being in this field, ... then again maybe that's what drove you away the first time.

I just get tired of these folks sometimes though. Some post up every ridiculous hoax like it's the real deal and we have someone else here trying to sell enlightenment for $500... for the first tier. ... ahh geez. ...

And sometimes I make the mistake of commenting... forgot to take my chill pill;)
 
Mr. Don Ecker Dr. Ecker, I have a situation and here it is.

I need to talk to the aliens?

can you get me in contact with them?

can you liason between me and the aliens?

Dear, when I close my eyes and do a quickie remote viewing session on your coordinates, I see that you are surrounded by aliens. They are eager to communicate, so just start talking out loud to them. They also would like to help you out around the house. In ages past, they would mend all the cobbler's shoes at night while he slept. They'd be willing to clean your oven, for example. They would be especially honored if you would talk aloud to them as you push your shopping cart around in the supermarket. The aliens are very honored when we acknowledge their invisible presence in public. But please do not be upset that the aliens are always with you. For example, they realize that occasionally we humans need to pass gas, and belch loudly. What's that? They are asking me a question. They want to know why humans don't lick their genitals like cats do. I responded that many humans prefer to kiss each other's ass.

---------- Post added at 08:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:40 PM ----------

So, you don't know if you need to talk to the aliens??

Personally there seem to be a lot of posters that are getting away with just plain "being a pain in the ass"!! I think we've seen enough of this poster (just bugging the shit out of Don alone) to warrant kicking him or her off. Just my opinion, but this poster hasn't offered anything of value, much less anything worthy of discussion.

If you have some issue with Don, why don't you email him directly??

Um...I might be mistaken. Perhaps more than 1 person can use the same avatar. But as I recall, this is the same person who graciously created and/or at least posted the web page that contains all of Don's MP3 files in a nice calendar manner for easy identification and selection. She/he/it deserves a lot of thanks if this is the same person.

I am remote viewing the aliens again. They are running around Walmart making faces at customers (being invisible, the aliens find this very funny). Actually, aliens have a very basic sense of humor, so they find this poster's questions to Don to be hilarious.

---------- Post added at 08:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:45 PM ----------

TClaeys, perhaps you are being a bit harsh. There is no law against being a pain in the ass, ya just scroll on by. Problem solved. All those different folks simply make the world go by. Chill a bit, it isn't quite that bad.

Decker

Hey, Don, when are you going to have The Clueless One on your show? (Now THAT comment is being a pain in the posterior). I had a personal run-in with that fellow also. Ironically, I had complimented him on the Emma Woods episode. He was very abusive in reply, which made no sense in the context whatsoever. I probably just imagined it, but I almost heard the sound of sirens in the distance as the men-in-white coats were making an emergency run with a butterfly net.

Seriously, thanks for calling him out on a recent show. Nonetheless, he does do some excellent shows when he iand Jeff aren't channeling Beavis and Butt-head!! He did a great show with George Hansen for example.....although I had to edit out the introduction which included some juvenile gay jokes that might have been funny to a 11 year old male.
 
Abducted and never returned ? I wonder who or what would want to keep this fine specimen though. I guess Siani got taken up on her offer and taught him how to sit curled up in an ice cave in Antarctica and wait 'till they come. For all I know, he may be laughing at us now from Reticuli 9.
 
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