Dear, when I close my eyes and do a quickie remote viewing session on your coordinates, I see that you are surrounded by aliens. They are eager to communicate, so just start talking out loud to them. They also would like to help you out around the house. In ages past, they would mend all the cobbler's shoes at night while he slept. They'd be willing to clean your oven, for example. They would be especially honored if you would talk aloud to them as you push your shopping cart around in the supermarket. The aliens are very honored when we acknowledge their invisible presence in public. But please do not be upset that the aliens are always with you. For example, they realize that occasionally we humans need to pass gas, and belch loudly. What's that? They are asking me a question. They want to know why humans don't lick their genitals like cats do. I responded that many humans prefer to kiss each other's ass.
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Um...I might be mistaken. Perhaps more than 1 person can use the same avatar. But as I recall, this is the same person who graciously created and/or at least posted the web page that contains all of Don's MP3 files in a nice calendar manner for easy identification and selection. She/he/it deserves a lot of thanks if this is the same person.
I am remote viewing the aliens again. They are running around Walmart making faces at customers (being invisible, the aliens find this very funny). Actually, aliens have a very basic sense of humor, so they find this poster's questions to Don to be hilarious.
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Hey, Don, when are you going to have The Clueless One on your show? (Now THAT comment is being a pain in the posterior). I had a personal run-in with that fellow also. Ironically, I had complimented him on the Emma Woods episode. He was very abusive in reply, which made no sense in the context whatsoever. I probably just imagined it, but I almost heard the sound of sirens in the distance as the men-in-white coats were making an emergency run with a butterfly net.
Seriously, thanks for calling him out on a recent show. Nonetheless, he does do some excellent shows when he iand Jeff aren't channeling Beavis and Butt-head!! He did a great show with George Hansen for example.....although I had to edit out the introduction which included some juvenile gay jokes that might have been funny to a 11 year old male.
