Elvis lives!

[fitzbew88]

Elvis is still alive, and this guy has proof:

The Elvis is Alive Museum

From the article:
"Museum owner Andy Key , 39, of Laurel, can recite a litany of facts disproving the myth that Elvis is dead - from the misspelling of his middle name on his tomb to the DNA mismatch between his postmortem autopsy and a biopsy taken years earlier."

DNA mismatch? Say what???

 

[7 String]

Wow,,,the King died on the shitter,,,end game. LOL.........

~A

 

[Aaron LeClair]

Wrong forum, please see: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/

 

[fitzbew88]

Elvis is still alive, and this guy has proof:

The Elvis is Alive Museum

From the article:
"Museum owner Andy Key , 39, of Laurel, can recite a litany of facts disproving the myth that Elvis is dead - from the misspelling of his middle name on his tomb to the DNA mismatch between his postmortem autopsy and a biopsy taken years earlier."

DNA mismatch? Say what???

Of course I submitted this thread largely for its potential comedic value.

It turns out the chain of custody for one of the DNA samples is highly suspect; I don't think we can give the DNA mismatch much credence.

It would take a lot of convincing evidence to discredit the coroner's testimony....

 

[Daedalus]

Elvis Lives! ..... in my basement. He is and always will be 'The King' ...... of my basement