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face of Jesus on wal-mart recipt

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Jesus;I thought I told you I wanted to apper on a church wall..
Angel;Im sorry Lord this was the best I could do concidering heavens budget....
 
You're all going to roast in hell for disrespecting Walmart Jesus. In Walmart Jesus hell you stand in a line for eternity behind a large person with a questionable diet and personal hygiene who has seen fit to go out in public in their pajamas and carry on a loud and embarrassingly personal phone call while buying a cart full of Limburger cheese and sauerkraut. Ok, technically that isn't roasting, but it is very unpleasant.
 
You're all going to roast in hell for disrespecting Walmart Jesus. In Walmart Jesus hell you stand in a line for eternity behind a large person with a questionable diet and personal hygiene who has seen fit to go out in public in their pajamas and carry on a loud and embarrassingly personal phone call while buying a cart full of Limburger cheese and sauerkraut. Ok, technically that isn't roasting, but it is very unpleasant.

Come on Rick, nothing special there. Its just a normal trip to any Wal-Mart here in Dallas. :)
 
Having never experienced Walmart on Earth, it's a bit hard to conjure much fear of Walmart Hell. :redface:

But other people's embarrassing phonecalls are more embarrassing to them than they ever are to me!
 
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