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FUN! with cows...

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Christopher O'Brien

Back in the Saddle Aginn
Staff member
Here's a thread that features our gentle bovines meme-ing and moo-ing through culture:

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Product Description
"Europe. Summer. 1997. You and your friends have discovered two problems with a common solution: mad cows in England and unexploded bombs in France. You've decided to bring these two powderkegs together just to see what happens. And you wouldn't say "no" to a little money on the side. So round up your herd, march them through France, and set them loose behind the Cordon Rouge. If you're lucky you'll come home rich before Greenpeace figures out what you're up to.

Either way, there's something magical about blowing up cows.

Unexploded Cow is a card game in which players invest in mad cows, and then reap rewards as they rid the French countryside of leftover bombs. Note that the mad cow disease and unexploded bombs are historically accurate. Whether anyone actually did this is anyone's guess. We're guessing 'yes.'"
 
here's another one. If anyone wants to know what chris wants for chrismass or chrisbirthday....

The UFO Cow Abduction Lamp

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Product Description:
"The Center for UFO Studies set criteria for what it means to be abducted states that a person or animal must be taken:
Against his or her will
From terrestrial surroundings
By non-human beings
I would say check to all three for this lamp abducted cow."
 
For all us meat eaters out there—A must have for our bovine-protein deficient wardrobe

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Product Description:
"Funny Save A Cow Eat a Vegetarian shirts and Gift Items for those with a warped sense of humor.
Featured is a moo cow with the detached arm of a vegetarian holding a bunch of carrots. LOL funny. WTF."
 
Is it a bill? Is it a check? Only the cash cow knows for sure...

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Product Description:
"A cozy country feeling can be yours with our Woodendipity Style Cow Mailbox. This mailbox is designed to the style and specifications of the popular Woodendipity mailboxes.
  • She even comes with a real cow bell around her neck, so that you’ll know when she “moooves.”
  • Our contented cow with her rustic charm will bring a smile to all who pass by your homestead.
  • Construction starts with a large U.S. Post Office approved mailbox.
  • Her legs, belly and rear are carved out of rough cedar and her head and neck is carved out of cedar to give her a realistic dimension…
  • After construction, our Cow is sent to the spray booth, to be covered inside and out with a protective layer of exterior paint…
  • This method of layered, cedar construction and painting gives our Woodendipity Style Cow Mailbox the strength and durability to withstand the elements for years to come."
 
Two cows, chewing the cud as you do.......

One says "have you heard about this mad cow disease ?"
"Yeah says the other, but i'm not worried"
"Why not" asks the first cow

"Because i'm a chicken, Bacaww" says the second
And prances off flapping his ears like wings, but gaining little in the way of lift
 
Why do they call it Pre Menstrual Syndrome?... Because Mad Cow Disease was taken. :D
 
here's another one. If anyone wants to know what chris wants for chrismass or chrisbirthday....

The UFO Cow Abduction Lamp

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Product Description:
"The Center for UFO Studies set criteria for what it means to be abducted states that a person or animal must be taken:
Against his or her will
From terrestrial surroundings
By non-human beings
I would say check to all three for this lamp abducted cow."


MUST.........HAVE........LAMP!!!!!!
My Co-workers would freak out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
*Reminds himself that he is not the internet "police".*

*takes 5 chill pills*

*realises that he is referring to himself in the third person (never a good sign)*

Dearest Pixle

I wonder why you think that is OK?

come on mate, you can do better than that.

I have always tried not to judge a book by its cover, and have been rewarded by learning many things, from interacting with you.


I am sorry.
 
For all us meat eaters out there—A must have for our bovine-protein deficient wardrobe

funny-save-a-cow.american-apparel-unisex-organic-tee.cinder.w380h440z1.jpg

Product Description:
"Funny Save A Cow Eat a Vegetarian shirts and Gift Items for those with a warped sense of humor.
Featured is a moo cow with the detached arm of a vegetarian holding a bunch of carrots. LOL funny. WTF."

hmmmm yum meat!

don't get me wrong I love animals ............... I think they taste great :p
 
*Reminds himself that he is not the internet "police".*

*takes 5 chill pills*

*realises that he is referring to himself in the third person (never a good sign)*

Dearest Pixle

I wonder why you think that is OK?

come on mate, you can do better than that.

I have always tried not to judge a book by its cover, and have been rewarded by learning many things, from interacting with you.


I am sorry.
It is called a joke. Jokes take many forms. Some are good, some are bad, some are black humor, some are distasteful, and all are subjective. I was married 20 years to a crazy Bohemian/Polish woman who was like a mad cow when she had PMS. Walk 20 years in my shoes and it will make sense. Sorry if it offended anyone... consider the source and move on. If it is that distasteful I will remove it.
 
It is called a joke. Jokes take many forms. Some are good, some are bad, some are black humor, some are distasteful, and all are subjective. I was married 20 years to a crazy Bohemian/Polish woman who was like a mad cow when she had PMS. Walk 20 years in my shoes and it will make sense. Sorry if it offended anyone... consider the source and move on. If it is that distasteful I will remove it.


I have slept on it. I was guilty of over reacting, it was after all a joke.
I was having a bad day because a very close friends mother is seriously ill, and I don't know what to say to him.
this has nothing to do with you, but I some how (probably because she was on my mind) took it (the joke) personally.

P.S I have told far more offensive jokes, but maybe because I write under my real name, I would not do it here. It was not fair of me, and I would like to just forget about it.

Best wishes Harry.
 
I have slept on it. I was guilty of over reacting, it was after all a joke.
I was having a bad day because a very close friends mother is seriously ill, and I don't know what to say to him.
this has nothing to do with you, but I some how (probably because she was on my mind) took it (the joke) personally.

P.S I have told far more offensive jokes, but maybe because I write under my real name, I would not do it here. It was not fair of me, and I would like to just forget about it.

Best wishes Harry.
no worries my friend. :)
 
Found this article whilst searching for something else:

"
During the 1920s and 1930s, the Nazis attempted to resurrect a long-extinct race of cattle called aurochs. Described in ancient times by Julius Caesar as just slightly smaller than an elephant and with a nasty temperament, aurochs roamed the European continent and were prized by hunters and warriors who killed them as a test of courage. Due to their near-legendary status, the aurochs fitted perfectly with the Nazi belief of a glorious Aryan civilization. Two zoologist brothers, Lutz and Heinz Heck, won active support from the Nazis to try to bring back the aurochs.
They employed several selective-breeding programs of different cattle until they could achieve a genetically perfect auroch. They ended up with a smaller and less muscular version of the auroch, which later came to be known as “Heck cattle.” Most of these cattle died during the Second World War—those that did survive were transported and kept in a Belgian preserve. Most recently, more than a dozen Heck cattle were taken from the preserve in 2009 and shipped to a farm in Devon, UK . . . not exactly the Nazi invasion of Britain Hitler wanted."


((source)) 10 Obscure And Completely Delusional Nazi Schemes - Listverse
 


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