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valiens

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This is quite possibly the greatest website I have ever seen. On every level. Every word of it. FANTASTIC.

If we don't make a road trip movie out of this there is no point in going on in life. Seriously. SERIOUSLY. This is like the New Age website trump card of all trump cards. Best of all? THEEEEEY MEEEEEAAAAAN IIIIIIIT!

Do yourselves a favor and don't just look at that front page. Explore it. Check out what to bring. Check out the who's who. It's all pretty great.

9th Annual Fairy Human Relations Congress
 
Thanks for the laugh.OMG!! Stop by and see me too. I live south of Seattle. There is no fucking way I could drag anyone I know to this but it would be fun to go see.
 
It'd almost be worth it for me to see the looks on the faces of the immigration officials (or whoever you have manning the desks now) as I explain to them that I'm visiting the US to attend the 9th Annual Fairy Human Relations Congress.

That would be just perfect.
 
Back in 1964 I can say I wrote a 2,000 page report for Nixon and Kennedy it was picked up by 10 news agency writers it got headline press I had a fairy that let me interview them I talk about this at my seminars one thing I must say is I got alot of exposure since doing UFOs for half a century my storys about fairys and fairy conspiracy has led me to believe that fairys are not a myth that snowhite gave me psychic vision about the book i am supposed to write
 
Bill_Knell said:
Back in 1964 I can say I wrote a 2,000 page report for Nixon and Kennedy it was picked up by 10 news agency writers it got headline press I had a fairy that let me interview them I talk about this at my seminars one thing I must say is I got alot of exposure since doing UFOs for half a century my storys about fairys and fairy conspiracy has led me to believe that fairys are not a myth that snowhite gave me psychic vision about the book i am supposed to write
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After checking the Internet Fairy DataBase, I cannot find reference to you even after cross referencing your name with the search strings of [fairy] [snow white] [nixon] [kenedy] [oompa loompa] or [tinkerbell]. Could you substantiate your claims by providing valid references to your works and publications? And can I ask where the fairy is that I ordered from your FairysByMail brokering service, afterall I paid upfront and expect to be furnished with my mythical being by return

::)
 
Frootloop said:
After checking the Internet Fairy DataBase, I cannot find reference to you even after cross referencing your name with the search strings of [fairy] [snow white] [nixon] [kenedy] [oompa loompa] or [tinkerbell]. Could you substantiate your claims by providing valid references to your works and publications? And can I ask where the fairy is that I ordered from your FairysByMail brokering service, afterall I paid upfront and expect to be furnished with my mythical being by return

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Hey, I'm sure there was just a mix-up at the Fairy-realm port-authority. Do you have a tracking number for your order? While you're looking at it, send me the cross-state-line's border tax on the order and I'll make sure it get's expedited to you post-haste!
 
Valiens, Frootloop, and MANMADEMIKE. You all owe me a new keyboard , because my current one is covered in the coffee that just shot out of my nose. :)

Oh and I signed up for their newsletter.
 
Mothra said:
Valiens, Frootloop, and MANMADEMIKE. You all owe me a new keyboard , because my current one is covered in the coffee that just shot out of my nose. :)

Oh and I signed up for their newsletter.
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Yeah, you kinda have to sign up for the newsletter.
 
Ya gotta read some of the discussion group posts. The 'Have You Seen A Faerie" thread is a good place to start. It's all true. Really.
 
There's people that believe in mermaids, vampires, werewolves, OJ's innocence, and Lear's crap. Not surprising to see fairy believers. At least they have Richard Simmons as evidence. That wasn't a gay joke, but a non-sexual-behavioral one btw.
 
MADMANMIKE said:
Hey, I'm sure there was just a mix-up at the Fairy-realm port-authority. Do you have a tracking number for your order? While you're looking at it, send me the cross-state-line's border tax on the order and I'll make sure it get's expedited to you post-haste!
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well, it has been some time and i am of course concerned that my order has become nothing more than fairy dust (and not the good in-yer-face kind the staff use at disney)

Hey, apparently every time a bell rings a fairy gets his wings :)
 
Mothra said:
Valiens, Frootloop, and MANMADEMIKE. You all owe me a new keyboard , because my current one is covered in the coffee that just shot out of my nose. :)

Oh and I signed up for their newsletter.
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SEE..... Fairies ARE magic if they can make coffee spray out of your nose! ::)
 
Has anyone noticed that there doesn't seem to be any fairies invited to speak at the conference? Hmmmm ...

But there does seem to be a lot of men ... with beard attachments of many kinds (my vote goes to Orion Foxwood ... [huurr hurrr he said "wood"] and Randy Mead [hurr huurr he said "Mead" ... which according to wikipedia is a "beverage typically alcoholic, made from honey and water, by fermentation with yeast] :D
 
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