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Happy Birthday David Biedny

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Gareth

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Happy bday David. I figured since I posted one for Gene it just wouldnt be fair not to post one for your good self.

Although I bet I come across looking like the biggest kiss-ass now! Really, I just wanted to be fair.

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David,
A birthday should always be a joyous occasion,
Family and friends; obvious invasion.
Duplicate gifts, you don’t even like,
And if you complain, you might get a strike.

One simple day, you're placed on display,
Carefully observed, for signs of decay.
Dishonest smiles, they don’t mingle in truth,
As if you were the only one, losing your youth.

At such a wise age, everything seems so clear,
Excuse to celebrate, and they all came for beer.
Deep down inside, you know that they care,
Your Zoo is unique...fuck, normal is rare.

Happy Birthday my friend. ;)
 
Is your memory THAT shot? All those time warps do that to ya..ya know!There is another birthday thread where you said your birthday was on the 22nd of October.
 
David, on the 22nd, I would like you to imagine this song being sung in your honour, to the tune of Happy Birthday, natch: (it is an old family song, one my dad used to sing to us wee little ones as he avoided being elbowed by our dear mom - it still brings tears to my eyes in fond memory;))

May you live a hundred years,
may you drink a thousand beers,
may you get plastered
you bast____
Happy Birthday, to YOUUUU!
 
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