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How many things wrong with the Dog?

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Goggs Mackay

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No-one in the history of American culture has been more influential than Dog the Bounty Hunter......well maybe not. Anyway here is a class video showing how not to apprehend a fugitive.
Anyway, here are just some of my fav things to laugh at about the Dog.

1. Mullet.
2. Mullet bleached.
3. Mullet bleached and crimped.
4. Mullet bleached, crimped and tassled (is that a word?).
5. Mullet bleached, crimped, tassled and beautifully flicked over the shoulder with two hands.
6. Large heelded cowboy boots.
7. Leg holsters for cans of mace which are ridiculous beyond compare.
8. His wife (boss).
9. His brother's (should I say 'Bra's?) ridiculous rat-tail hair (what is it and hair with this lot?)
10. His bra's charge for something indecent in a parking lot.
11. His son's attempt at looking tough by covering himself in tattoos.
12. His bra's ponytail (again, the hair).
13. Dog pretending to love everyone but getting recorded using the n-word about his son's new girlfriend.
14. Dog's pepper-ball machine gun.

'Baby' Lyssa get's a pass however. Would.

 
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