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Take the first step in becoming a paranormal investigator with the official Ghost Hunters Academy Kit. The Ghost Hunters Academy Kit includes 1 K-II EMF Meter, 1 IR Thermometer, 1 LED Flashlight, 1 equipment case and 1 Ghost Hunters Academy Tag with ring.

K-II EMF Meter with On/Off Switch

  • Push Tab to Turn 'On' Push Tab to Turn 'Off'
  • Easy to read LED Display
  • 50 & 60 Hz operation
  • Five level milliGauss ranges
  • For indoor and outdoor use
  • Durable plastic case
  • Operates for months on a single 9V battery
  • Detects the ELF range (50 to 1,000Hz) & VLF range (1,000 to 20,000Hz)

Non Contact IR Thermometer
  • -4° to 608°F / -20° to 320°C temperature range
  • Accuracy ±2°C (±3°F) or 2% reading
  • Response time 500mSec, 95%
  • Spectral response 7-18 um
  • Distance to spot size 6:1
  • Backlit LCD display
  • Pistol grip handle
  • Laser pointer on/off switch
  • Backlit Screen
  • Operates on One (1) 9V battery (included)

LED Tricolor Flashlight with Holster
  • 29 LED bulbs
  • Batteries 3xAAA (not included)
  • On/Off click switch (Side)
  • Light Colors: white (for normal light), green (for a clear view) and red (to preserve night vision)
  • Holster

Equipment Case
  • Aluminum with PVC side-panels
  • Streamlined rounded corners
  • Egg Foam on Top
  • Customizable Diced Foam on Bottom
  • Exterior Dimensions 11.875'' x 7.5'' x 3.875''
  • Interior Dimensions 11.25'' x 6.875'' x 3.375''
  • Shoulder Strap - Detachable - Padded
  • Weight: 2.87 lb
  • Key locks

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And if you obtain all those equipments, they'l throw in the (required!) small harem of young female 'experts', in their snug blue jeans and occassional Wicca goth accessories.
 
Take the first step in becoming a paranormal investigator with the official Ghost Hunters Academy Kit. The Ghost Hunters Academy Kit includes 1 K-II EMF Meter, 1 IR Thermometer, 1 LED Flashlight, 1 equipment case and 1 Ghost Hunters Academy Tag with ring.

Cluelessness detector not included.
 
What? They left out the most important piece of equipment!

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Only to be handled by seasoned investigators who aren't allergic to peanuts
 
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