ZombieOctopus
Skilled Investigator
Read the rest of this story, hereSep 04, 2009 04:30 AM
<!-- ARTICLE CONTENT --> TOKYO–The wife of Japan's incoming prime minister Yukio Hatoyama is a lifestyle guru, a macrobiotics enthusiast, a cookbook author and a retired actress.
Miyuki Hatoyama also says she was abducted by aliens nearly 20 years ago and taken to Venus.
Wow.. when i read the title and first few lines, my reaction was along the lines of: "Finally a credible witness with some ties to the higher-ups. Someone who will be heard and get some answers!"
Sadly, I kept reading the article past the first sentence to where she goes on to describe her captors as Venusians and Venus as being very green.
You really have to wonder if Mrs. Hatoyama has so much as glanced at a photograph taken by any one of the orbiters to have visited our sister planet; Venus-Express, Messenger, Magellan, take your pick. The Russians even landed on the surface with the Venera line and showed us once and for all that it's not exactly a vacation spot.
If you even thought for a moment that you had been abducted and taken to a planet within our solar system... doesn't logic dictate that you would, I don't know, Google said planet?
All this woman has done is bring additional ridicule to a scene that surely doesn't need her help.
She's first lady of Japan for Christ sakes... does she really need attention?!
Sigh.
Edit: I took a second look at this story, just to be sure it wasn't a joke. Reuters corroborated here