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Japan's next first lady says she rode spaceship

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"I also eat the sun," Hatoyama said on the program, looking up with her eyes closed, raising her arms high as if she was tearing pieces off an imaginary sun. "Like this, hum, hum, hum. It gives me enormous energy."
 
"I also eat the sun," Hatoyama said on the program, looking up with her eyes closed, raising her arms high as if she was tearing pieces off an imaginary sun. "Like this, hum, hum, hum. It gives me enormous energy."

Looks like they have the Fukashima problem solved then. She can just eat the radioactive slag over there. This kind of thing should just scare the living shit out of people. And the Japanese people love her! Of course they do! The more crazy shit you have around the less you have to think about the suffering of future generations and the incredible mess you are in now! La, la, la! Crazy people are running the damn planet.
 
Looks like they have the Fukashima problem solved then. She can just eat the radioactive slag over there. This kind of thing should just scare the living shit out of people. And the Japanese people love her! Of course they do! The more crazy shit you have around the less you have to think about the suffering of future generations and the incredible mess you are in now! La, la, la! Crazy people are running the damn planet.

It's always about ignoring things and looking at the tragedy du jour. We don't have time to discuss Fukushima or climate change when there are politicians tweeting pictures of their dicks to followers.
 
Man. I'm so shallow. Here I was thinking to myself, "...you know, she's pretty hot for a 66-year old..," when I should have been thinking about radioactivity, global warming and political members--must be Friday.
 
Man. I'm so shallow. Here I was thinking to myself, "...you know, she's pretty hot for a 66-year old..," when I should have been thinking about radioactivity, global warming and political members--must be Friday.

Don't worry about it. As long as you ignore those things, they'll just go away on their own. Except politicians exposing themselves - that is eternal.
 
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