The following has my note to Kolonel Korff and a note to the world at large.
Greetings to Any and All. This little note is one that I’ve promised to send to “Colonel Kal K. Korff” and before I enclose what I have personally written to “Colonel Korff” a little background is in order. Some of this you may be aware of, some you may not be, and most of you probably will not give a shit… but what the hell…. Read on anyway.
After spending 20 years shoveling through the UFO sh*t, and becoming increasingly disgusted with most of it, I left the UFO field in early 2007. Quite frankly, the longer I dealt with many mush-headed “researchers” there, and wading through the (being charitable now) the fuzzy cases, I knew it was time to leave.
I still have friends and acquaintances in the UFO field like Kevin Randle, Royce Meyers, Gene Steinberg, David Biedny among others, and I would hear things but mostly didn’t pay too much attention. Then I did something I now regret, I responded to an open email from Alfred Webre concerning an “announcement” on the Phoenix Lights from “Kolonel Kal Korff” a senior systems analyst-level III. I wrote Alfred a note describing myself as “torn” about whether to respond, but I did, and stated I doubted “Kolonel Korff” was in fact a former employee at Lawrence Livermore National Labs. Now a little bit on why I was skeptical.
For months now, “Kolonel Korff” has been on a rampage against Dr. Kevin Randle over Randle’s Roswell research. I know Kevin, I have always respected Kevin and his research and I honor him for his military service in “my war” Viet Nam, and the current war in Iraq. I was disgusted at this fu*king little poser (Kolonel Korff) denigrating Randle’s service in Iraq, then I began to do some research on Korff. Here are just some of his claims so follow along now, it gets very good.
Have Ray Santilli prosecuted for consumer fraud and that the FBI and Department of Justice were involved.
· He was going to "nail" Billy Meier and his promoter having them both prosecuted for consumer fraud.
· Said a Meier promoter was going to be taken into custody by the United States Secret Service. Korff expressed a desire to personally "slap the handcuffs" on this person.
· Said he was going to sue a Meier promoter for "libel and slander."
· Claimed all these alleged legal actions were "official."
· Had psy-ops working on a Meier representative and had this person pegged and was playing him based on this supposed psy-ops info.
· Wanted to get Bob Gimlin "under oath" and have him put under "cross examination."
· Is the director of a nanotechnology project and had a forensics project in the Balkans. Korff also claimed he would have a chip implanted in him for his "ops" for a reality tv show showing "Captain" Korff fighting terrorism and taking down UFO frauds.
· Was a consultant to the OJ Simpson criminal prosecution team and an expert witness for the defense in the OJ Simpson civil trial.
· Said he had cutting edge technology that he wanted to share with me for use on the Internet. Korff claimed to have created this cutting edge technology.
· Has a $25,000,000 budget to work with to pursue UFO frauds.
· Is going to be publishing a 24 volume series exposing the Billy Meier case and has a 500 book deal. Yes, you read right, five-hundred, 5-0-0.
· Is a Captain in the Special Secret Services and works in anti-terrorism as a SAPSTOE (Special Activities Planning Strategies Tactics Operations Execution).
· Korff even offered to provide me with the name of a Sheriff here in Oregon that would confirm Korff's claims.
“The above was provided by Royce Meyers with special thanks to Royce.”
Now, I will be the first to admit that some of these claims I found to be fantastic and some VERY funny. Like “Kolonel Korff” writing a column in a “free” newspaper offering to go into people’s homes to “cook them American dinners!” Korff currently resides in Prague, Czech Republic, and used this free newspaper and his offer to cook American dinners for those who asked to verify his claims to Royce Meyers.
His military rank is also curious to the inquiring mind. I was a soldier in the United States Army Security Agency, (ASA), I served in Viet Nam and was wounded in combat on April 2nd, 1972. I know something about the military, intelligence operations, and military rank. For the longest time “Kolonel Korff” was “Captain Korff” in the “Special Secret Services” of Israel. Huh? Like, what the fu*k is that? And! … if real and if he were a member, would this clown brag about it on the fu*king “INTERNET?” I mean, WTF?? (This is SO SECRET, nobody has ever heard of it.) Oh, yeah, and Kal has “Staff” serving under him … and protecting him! Lets see, there is “Lt. Martina Tycova” according to Kal a former Czech “SUPERMODEL” running errands for Kal, I guess getting him coffee. Then there is “Warrant Officer Avimi Askenazi, who I suppose does all of “Kolonel Korff’s heavy lifting. So! What started this new Kal K. Korff feud? (And Jesus, this guy has SO MANY FEUDS GOING ON RIGHT NOW)
Korff wrote me a really pissed off letter demanding I retract my statements that he never worked at LLNL. I wrote him back and told him “Okay, if I’m wrong with what I said to Alfred Webre, I will retract it … so what proof do you have that you worked at LLNL’s? Kal didn’t like that. Here is a sampling of his response … verbatim.
“I am writing this to give you the "heads up" that tomorrow yet another
newspaper here is calling you a liar. Also, another one indicates you said
you will retract. I will now send your email to them, telling them you are
not, they will "deal" with you as THEY see fit.
IF you are "serious" then get OFF YOUR BUTT and check yourself. This means
YOU contact them, go dig up the clippings, get my publications and go
chase names. THEY ARE ALL THERE DON!
I do NOT have to "prove" something that IS A MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD.
THESE NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS COULD NOT ALL BE WRONG, NOR IS THE HR POSTER
FROM MY PARTY WHICH IS BEING PUBLISHED TOMORROW IN AN EXPOSE OF YOU. YOU
MISSED THIS DON, BECAUSE YOU DID NOT CHECK YOUR FACTS.
(And by the way, George Knapp pointed out that if a newspaper story is "PROOF" of someones claims, then there can be no doubt about Bob Lazar, I mean how many newspapers reported on him?)
IN FACT I WILL NOW MAKE SURE THIS IS BORADCAST ON XZONE TONIGHT, AND
PUBLISH THIS POSTER. IT ALSO HAS NAMES AND PHONE NUMBERS OF LAB PERSONNEL.
YOU ALSO AVOID ADMITTING YOU DID NOT CHECK YOUR FACTS.
THIS IS DISHONEST, DON! :-((
THE BURDEN OF "PROOF" IS NOT ON ME. I "PROVED" IT IN 1988 WHEN THE MEDIA
WENT NUTS OVER THIS. AND I REFUSE TO HAVE YOU OR ANYONE CALL MY PUBLISHERS
AND OTHERS "LIARS" BY INFERENCE.”
Don’t you just love it when one of these guys begins “screaming” all in CAPS? Then up on Korff’s website he announces that “I will be exposed” on Rob McConnell’s X-Zone Radio show. Okay, I wrote McConnell a note stating that I would be monitoring his program and if I was slandered he would be hearing from my attorney. (Apparently Korff tried this with Paul Kimball and Kimball went to Canada’s version of the FCC. They nipped that horseshit in the bud.) Well Korff came on and did his thing and did not slander me. Maybe McConnell had a chat with him. Any anyrate … I listened to the show and checked Korff’s Billy Meier book, found 3 places where Korff simply said he had worked at LLNL’s and agreed to write him telling him that I now accept that he worked there. (And really, who gives a sh*t?) This was after a continuous barrage of threatening emails. Like this one … sent to me but not written to me.
“Since I cannot "protect" Don from the media exposing him anymore, and Don
has refused to admit he made allegations WITHOUT first checking his facts,
you may now "deal" with Mr. Ecker as per your orders from Tel Aviv, since
I cannot protect him anymore.
You were BOTH right, Avim and Martina, Ecker should NEVER have made
allegations without first checking his facts, and then he tries to shift
the "burden" on me, IGNORING lots of undeniable evidence that has been in
the public record for 19 years.
Inexcusable, but that's UFOOLogy, as you have aptly noted Martina.
I am steeping aside, I REALLY tried, Avim... :-(
Tonight on the XZone Ecker will get his "evidence" at his rightful
expense, unless we receive a formal retraction before air time.
I am alerting the media NOW and within an hour the first stories will
start to appear about this. Avim, the PRESS RELEASE you wanted to release
about Ecker, I cannot stop it now.
To the both of you, please do not worry about any more "Kal Korff
considerations," you may do as both of you see fit.
Sometimes it takes the dropping of a nuke to wake some people up to the
obvious, and I will make sure that the relevant issue is focused on here:
Ecker made allegations WITHOUT EVIDENCE AND WITHOUT CHECKING HIS FACTS, AND NOW HE REFUSES TO ACCEPT EVIDENCE WHICH HAS BEEN IN THE RECORDS FOR 19 YEARS.”
WHAT AN INCREDIBLE DOUCEBAG! (My remarks, not Korff’s)
So anyway, early Friday morning I sent “Kal Korff, International Man of Mystery” the following Mea Culpa… Twice. So far he has refused to respond. Here is my note.
“Alright Korff, I did indeed listen to your appearence on the X-Zone radio program.
I have come to the conclusion that you did indeed work at LLNL's, and I was no doubt much too hasty in my remarks to Alfred Webre.
I now believe I was wrong, okay?
Of course that does not erase the fact that during the course of this "tempest in a teapot", and the fact that I never said definitively that you did not work there, only that I doubted it, you did in fact prove you are a Major Asshole.
I was a member of the United States Army, I did serve in Viet Nam, I was wounded in combat and your claims to be a Colonel, jumping directly from Captain, sound too much like more bullsh*t. If this is indeed a private organization, the only other private group with military rank is the Salvation Army. Simply my opinion.
One more thing I might add for your edification... I left UFOs the beginning of this year after 20 years of dealing with Assholes ... like you. So here is what I propose ....
I will write Alfred Webre and tell him that I believe I was wrong concerning your working at LLNL, hell I will even cc: you with my note. Then forget you and I ever communicated and you can continue on in what ever it is that you do. Okay?
Don Ecker”
So to sum up, just what do we have here? Well, in my opinion we have a guy that is desperate for attention, any attention, and he desires it so deeply he simply doesn’t care how much of a doucebag he presents himself to the public. I mean this is almost Halloween and there are some who do enjoy “dressing up” for the season but I mean… passing yourself off as a “Kolonel” jumping two grades from a “Captain” in a non-existent “Special Secret Service?” The only other civilian group that passes out military rank here in the U.S. is the Salvation Army. Maybe Kal is doing the Czech version and instead of feeding the homeless and the hungry, he is feeding the incredibly “DULL” who read his columns in the free-be giveaway newspaper.
Okay Kal, here is my Mea Culpa that I promised you. And if you really want to play… yeah, I’m game.
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