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San Jose Mercury News
THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE NO MYSTERY TOO ELUSIVE FOR P.A. MAN
January 23, 1994
JEFF GOTTLIEB, Mercury News Staff Writer
[size=small]Kal Korff aims to solve some of the world's great enigmas such as Kennedy's assassination, Noah's boat ride and UFO appearances.
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Palo Alto computer nerd Kal Korff appeared on Larry King's television
show in November to prove that Lee Harvey Oswald alone killed President John
F. Kennedy. He's developed software that allows you to test your very own
conspiracy theory and fire at the president's motorcade.
The JFK assassination is the least of the mysteries Korff says his
organization, Total Research, plans to solve. Try UFOs, the Loch Ness
monster and the truth about Exodus, Sodom and Gomorrah, Noah's Ark,
Jesus Christ and the Shroud of Turin for starters.
There are limits, though. "We will not investigate Elvis sightings,"
Korff said. "We are not lunatics."
Clearly, though, Kal Korff is different from other tech heads who come
home or work to play computer games or watch reruns of "Star Trek."
Korff, a college dropout whose job is solving customer software problems at
Apple's Claris Corp. software subsidiary in Santa Clara, says he has spent
$100,000 of his own money in the past five or six years to finance his quests
for "The Truth." And he has big plans -- for books, videos and computer
software documenting the results.
Total Research describes itself as a think tank composed of "a select
group of scientists, technical experts, historians, philosophers and
theologians who use their skills to help solve challenging problems, the results of
which have positive benefits for humankind."
A gathering of Nobel Prize winners it isn't. Among its members are a
director of videos for local rock groups, a self-trained historian who
sells real estate in Sonora, a manager of rock groups, a special effects
expert and a graphic artist. About half are people Korff said he met through
his UFO research.
''I'm out there to find the truth," Korff repeats over and over like a
mantra, pointing to the evolution of his views of the JFK murder from
conspiracy to the work of a lone nut.
But that's a tall order when investigating mysteries quite literally of
biblical proportions: Does the the Shroud of Turin show the image of
Jesus? Exactly where and when did the Exodus take place? And did Noah really
take that boat ride?
Korff, 31, says he seeks only the truth, wherever the truth may lead.
But the head of his group's archaeology and history division, Brad
Sparks, who has written a 600-page manuscript on the Exodus,
describes himself as "a conservative evangelical Christian" who believes in a literal
interpretation of the Bible and is scientific assistant to the president of the
fundamentalist Christian Research Institute in Orange County.
It might follow that he would have a particular slant when trying to
prove or disprove parts of the Bible. Korff doesn't think so. "The fact is this man has found stuff no one
else has," said Korff.
Sparks said Korff has the same religious views as his, but "it's not a
label he wants to advertise."
Korff said he is a Christian but rejects further labels.
Experts asked about Korff and company's biblical research said many of
his facts were wrong and found some of his statements to be downright
goofy.
Take his plan to ask the Vatican to allow him to test the Shroud of
Turin.
''That's like saying, 'I'll have breakfast with the president. I'll
call him at 10,' " said Brent Walters, an instructor of western religion at San
Jose State University.
But Korff shrugs off the experts' criticism, saying they are biased.
Almost all thinkers who are ahead of their time suffer ridicule or worse,
Korff explains.
He forges ahead with his myriad schemes, hatching plans to help the
homeless, advance animal rights and rebuild Solomon's temple in
Jerusalem.
Korff's quest for truth started when he became interested in flying
saucers at age 11. While still in high school, he lectured and wrote a book on
the subject.
His interest in flying saucers has stayed with him. Although he says he
is neither a debunker nor a believer, his search for the truth about UFOs
gives a glimpse into the fervor of his efforts.
He remains obsessed with a Swiss UFO group centered around a one-armed
farmer who claims beings from a far-off planet visit him and take him
back in time and into the future.
In 1991, Korff let his brown hair grow, adopted a pseudonym and
infiltrated the Billy Meier UFO group at its Swiss headquarters while toting a
hidden video camera. He says a video of his expose will be released soon.
Korff's greatest talent may be his ability to garner publicity. He
talked his way onto Larry King's CNN show in November, at a time when a score
of JFK assassination buffs who had written books were dying for the
chance.
Korff says King told him during a commercial break that he wanted to
bring him back for a one-hour, one-man special on the JFK assassination. He
also was hoping King would write the introduction to his assassination book.
King's publicist asked the talk show host about those plans. "He's not
aware of this at all," she said.
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©The San Jose Mercury News
And I do believe that this turkey is done...
------------------------------------------
San Jose Mercury News
THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE NO MYSTERY TOO ELUSIVE FOR P.A. MAN
January 23, 1994
JEFF GOTTLIEB, Mercury News Staff Writer
[size=small]Kal Korff aims to solve some of the world's great enigmas such as Kennedy's assassination, Noah's boat ride and UFO appearances.
[/size]
Palo Alto computer nerd Kal Korff appeared on Larry King's television
show in November to prove that Lee Harvey Oswald alone killed President John
F. Kennedy. He's developed software that allows you to test your very own
conspiracy theory and fire at the president's motorcade.
The JFK assassination is the least of the mysteries Korff says his
organization, Total Research, plans to solve. Try UFOs, the Loch Ness
monster and the truth about Exodus, Sodom and Gomorrah, Noah's Ark,
Jesus Christ and the Shroud of Turin for starters.
There are limits, though. "We will not investigate Elvis sightings,"
Korff said. "We are not lunatics."
Clearly, though, Kal Korff is different from other tech heads who come
home or work to play computer games or watch reruns of "Star Trek."
Korff, a college dropout whose job is solving customer software problems at
Apple's Claris Corp. software subsidiary in Santa Clara, says he has spent
$100,000 of his own money in the past five or six years to finance his quests
for "The Truth." And he has big plans -- for books, videos and computer
software documenting the results.
Total Research describes itself as a think tank composed of "a select
group of scientists, technical experts, historians, philosophers and
theologians who use their skills to help solve challenging problems, the results of
which have positive benefits for humankind."
A gathering of Nobel Prize winners it isn't. Among its members are a
director of videos for local rock groups, a self-trained historian who
sells real estate in Sonora, a manager of rock groups, a special effects
expert and a graphic artist. About half are people Korff said he met through
his UFO research.
''I'm out there to find the truth," Korff repeats over and over like a
mantra, pointing to the evolution of his views of the JFK murder from
conspiracy to the work of a lone nut.
But that's a tall order when investigating mysteries quite literally of
biblical proportions: Does the the Shroud of Turin show the image of
Jesus? Exactly where and when did the Exodus take place? And did Noah really
take that boat ride?
Korff, 31, says he seeks only the truth, wherever the truth may lead.
But the head of his group's archaeology and history division, Brad
Sparks, who has written a 600-page manuscript on the Exodus,
describes himself as "a conservative evangelical Christian" who believes in a literal
interpretation of the Bible and is scientific assistant to the president of the
fundamentalist Christian Research Institute in Orange County.
It might follow that he would have a particular slant when trying to
prove or disprove parts of the Bible. Korff doesn't think so. "The fact is this man has found stuff no one
else has," said Korff.
Sparks said Korff has the same religious views as his, but "it's not a
label he wants to advertise."
Korff said he is a Christian but rejects further labels.
Experts asked about Korff and company's biblical research said many of
his facts were wrong and found some of his statements to be downright
goofy.
Take his plan to ask the Vatican to allow him to test the Shroud of
Turin.
''That's like saying, 'I'll have breakfast with the president. I'll
call him at 10,' " said Brent Walters, an instructor of western religion at San
Jose State University.
But Korff shrugs off the experts' criticism, saying they are biased.
Almost all thinkers who are ahead of their time suffer ridicule or worse,
Korff explains.
He forges ahead with his myriad schemes, hatching plans to help the
homeless, advance animal rights and rebuild Solomon's temple in
Jerusalem.
Korff's quest for truth started when he became interested in flying
saucers at age 11. While still in high school, he lectured and wrote a book on
the subject.
His interest in flying saucers has stayed with him. Although he says he
is neither a debunker nor a believer, his search for the truth about UFOs
gives a glimpse into the fervor of his efforts.
He remains obsessed with a Swiss UFO group centered around a one-armed
farmer who claims beings from a far-off planet visit him and take him
back in time and into the future.
In 1991, Korff let his brown hair grow, adopted a pseudonym and
infiltrated the Billy Meier UFO group at its Swiss headquarters while toting a
hidden video camera. He says a video of his expose will be released soon.
Korff's greatest talent may be his ability to garner publicity. He
talked his way onto Larry King's CNN show in November, at a time when a score
of JFK assassination buffs who had written books were dying for the
chance.
Korff says King told him during a commercial break that he wanted to
bring him back for a one-hour, one-man special on the JFK assassination. He
also was hoping King would write the introduction to his assassination book.
King's publicist asked the talk show host about those plans. "He's not
aware of this at all," she said.
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©The San Jose Mercury News
