Landmark study has been published

[ddd999]

New research:

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Department of Pharmacology and Human Physiology, Faculty of Medicine, University of Bari, Bari, Italy

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A new landmark study in Italy has been published, demonstrating for the first time that rats on ecstasy who listen to loud music have more sex than rats on ecstasy who do not listen to loud music.

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"Yes, that's right, while some scientists merely search for the cures to catastrophic diseases, or the answers to fundamental questions about life and the universe, there are other heroic men and women who go much much further to shed light on the rats who have sex on ecstasy while listening to loud music."

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LoL Best research ever!!!

 

[Gil Bavel]

HA Ha! I laughed so hard, soy milk almost came out my nose!

Great post!

 

[Gareth]

Hmmm...

Well I can tell you that those results dont instantly transfer over to human. It didnt for me anyway:shy: Too busy feeling awesome to worry about sex.

 

[Kevin Daly]

I will now be forced to question the motives of every researcher I hear of giving ecstasy to rats.
What is their interest in knowing what makes rats have more sex, hmmmmm?

 

[skunkape]

I stopped taking ecstacy after I woke in bed one morning with a rat.

 

[Ally]

In one of my experimental psychology classes ,at least I think it was that class, we watched rats mate. Seriously if you blinked too long you might miss the act.

 

[Siani]

Eeeeeeew! Rats! Ugh. Apologies to rat fans, but I hate the little buggers.

 

[Gareth]

Seriously if you blinked too long you might miss the act.

Seems I have a few things in common with rats:shy:

 

[Ally]

Seems I have a few things in common with rats:shy:

Just be glad this isn't a dating forum.

 

[Gareth]

Just be glad this isn't a dating forum.

Are you hitting on me Ally?

 

[digigeek]

HA Ha! I laughed so hard, soy milk almost came out my nose!

Great post!

SOY milk? Yuck.

Turn down the MUSIC, I'm trying to have rat sex!

 

[aaronpsych]

And now for the human trials..............

 

[ddd999]

And now for the human trials..............

Where did you say you want me to sign?

 

[Ally]

Are you hitting on me Ally?

Sure why not but this is a paranormal forums so I will have my aliens talk to your aliens and see what they can arrange.They got the teleportation ability down pretty good I hear.