Metatron Global Peace ProgramTM

[schticknz]

As a sort of dessert course to this weeks entree (main course to us Brits) of The Paracast and the interview with Stan Romanek (who does seem to be a really nice guy ... but being manipulated by some really dodgy people (??) ... probably) ... I give you ... drum roll please Mr Drum Roll salesman:

The ...

Metatron Global Peace ProgramTM

Yes for a small amount of money ($0.00 !!), you can get, from THIS website: http://www.globalcoherence.com ... the all new

Metatron Global Peace ProgramTM (TM ="Total Muppet" ????)

From the actual readme (pdf file ... why not use a .txt file ??? I dunno)
which comes with the program when you download it for free:

The Metatron Global Peace Program™ is a very subtle, very gentle, yet very powerful tool that allows for peace, already inherent in life on our planet, to be more fully expressed globally.

When the Metatron Global Peace Program™ is downloaded onto a computer, it creates a vortex that receives the Light of Peace from the Metatron Global Peace GridTM. The computer then radiates this peace-supporting light into the environment.

The more this program is downloaded onto additional computers, the more it facilitates and accelerates the expression of peace on our planet. This program can be downloaded by itself or in combination with any and all of the other Metatron Technology™ digital products.

After the install, I couldn't find anything to run. No ".exe" file ... no nothing. But what I did find though was another pdf file (similar to the above) called the "MetatronGlobalPeaceProgram".

So being a generally open kind of chap I opened the pdf only to find that ... ... ... the suspense is killing you I can tell ... ... ...

IT WAS LOCKED !!!

Not only that it had a lovely password on it so it can never be opened.

So ... being a bit perplexed, I went back to the readme and discovered this:

Your Metatron TechnologyTM digital product is contained in a PDF file that is password protected. It need not, and should not, be opened. So no password is provided. The product works only in locked mode. If a popup window asks for a user name and password to “open” the file, just close the window.

All parameters within the program have been set correctly for your computer. There are no user interactions available or necessary and no user settings that can be changed. Therefore, because there is no need or purpose to open the file, no password is required or provided. If the Metatron Software™ digital file were to be opened it could compromise the effectiveness of this unique technology.

Yep ... sooo basically, you get a pdf file and just leave it on your computer and let it sit there giving out good vibes and things ... apparently ... or something ... and if everyone did this we would achieve world peace or something ... hmmm ...

Maybe Jeff Peckman should be renamed Jeff Peckerman ...

Case dismissed.

(schtick thinks: hmmm theres another "program" on the website that and I quote:

Creates an 18 ft. bubble of coherence around your computer. This brings the chaotic EMFs radiating from the computer and all ancillary electronic equipment into harmony with the natural EMFs created in the human physiology. Enhances job performance, clarity and creativity. Reduces stress and fatigue.

Hmmm ... apparently actual value of $89.00 but being given away for free.

schtick thinks again ... I'd like to create an 18ft bubble of some sort around this Jeff Peckerman guy ... ... ...)

 

[Ally]

OK now everyone send this to ten friends and then have all of them send it to ten other people and before you know it...WORLD PEASE!!

What a bunch of crap.

 

[schticknz]

Oh bugger ... I just accidentally and unintentionally uninstalled it. Oh well ... I think the vibes it was giving out was getting to my cats anyway: lots of fluff flying around and enough miaows to stun an ox ... oh no, they're always like that

Actually now I think of it, if I did send it onto ten people I knew that would probably be 9 more than I really did know (not counting multiple personalities of course) ... and anyway if I really did know 10 people, I'd would probably be dead by morning

Nothing more scarey than a new-age-believer scorned

schtick ... only implying that he knows 10 new age believer types. In reality he only knows one ... possibly.

 

[Ron Collins]

I am seriously thinking about reporting this guy to the FTC (Fedral Trade Commission). An $89.00 peice of software that "Creates an 18 ft. bubble of coherence around your computer."???? This is criminal.

 

[Ron Collins]

Better yet,

Metatron Peaceful Home Plus & Yard™ software - over 3,000 sq ft
$397.00 Product #: MPHPY0204
Conditions all EMFs from all sources in your home including wiring, electrical appliances, electronic equipment, as well as EMFs entering your home from next door or from across the country (microwaves etc). Creates a soft, comfortable life-supporting environment for humans, pets and plants. It also conditions all natural or man-made energies that enter your property, bringing them into harmony with all beneficial life forms on your property. Resides on your computer.


JESUS H.... How does that bastard sleep at night?

 

[schticknz]

JESUS H.... How does that bastard sleep at night?

I too have that question buzzing around my head as we speak. I think the answer to it is that he truly believes that what he is putting out is useful in some way ... either that or he is a total and complete bastard ... oh yeah its the latter.

And then again some poor sod will dosh out the money on this fantastic piece of software ... that doesn't run ... just sits on your hard drive not actually doing anything at all ...

There's one born every minute 8)

 

[PamiP]

I'd love to break into the PDF file, assuming that something's actually in it. I might could give it a little tweak, just to add a few commands, and install it on all of the computers at work.

Then I would then have 20 or so programmed servants to do my bidding with no questions asked!!!! Talk about peace and serenity . . .and immaculate toilets!

Yes, Pinkie, tomorrow I take over the world!!!! Bwwwahhhhaaa!!

 

[Aaron LeClair]

I've been calling him Peckerman and Peckerhead.

Reading through even a little bit of that site caused me stress. It's like opening the pain in the ass pill bottle to get your arthritis medicine. Are they really a remedy? I bet the side effects of that product is gas.

 

[ArizonaWill]

I am sure there are computer geeks out there who can crash into this pdf file to see what is really there. I am not sure how a pdf file could "do" anything since it is essentially a documentation file, not the kind of file that can actually change the world. But then, I forgot! The pdf file probably has a lot of magic words and incantations within it and each copy may even have a tiny grain of pixie dust vacuumed off Tinkerbelle, who is selling out for security in her old age, now that Peter Pan has become an investment banker and has taken to hitting the bottle in the current credit crunch.

Metatron is a New Age term for an ascended master, isn't it? I cannot recall what he is supposed to do, but like most ascended masters, he is hanging out in the astral Shambala Resort, probably pumping iron on the beach with a bevy a beautiful babes, before returning to his celestial throne to send blessings to George Noory and faithful Coast 2 Coast listeners.

Ah, well....one poster mentioned gas....I find it easier to create my own vortex in the natural way with the passing of wind, which seems to occur spontaneously after reading much of what passes for news on the mainline & alternative internet sites.

 

[subject x]

JESUS H.... How does that bastard sleep at night?

Probably on a rather expensive bed, if my assessment of the general populace is right....

 

[Graphimancer]

Metatron is a New Age term for an ascended master, isn't it?

Metatron (Hebrew ?????? or ???????), is the name of an angel in Judaism and some branches of Christianity and Islam. There are no references to him in the Jewish Tanakh (Old Testament), Christian Scriptures (New Testament), or the Quran. Although he is mentioned in a few brief passages in the Talmud, Metatron appears primarily in medieval Jewish mystical texts and other post-scriptural esoteric and occult sources. In Rabbinic tradition he is the highest of the angels and serves as the celestial scribe, though there is no consensus as to his genesis, nor is there a Christian consensus on his position in the hierarchy of angels.[1]

This latter is from Wikipedia.

 

[Ron Collins]

Can you post a link to the PDF? It would be interesting to look at.

 

[schticknz]

I'd love to break into the PDF file, assuming that something's actually in it. I might could give it a little tweak, just to add a few commands, and install it on all of the computers at work.

I've been looking on the net for cracking and hacking type programs that could hack or crack into the pdf. No luck so far. I've tried opening the PDF into various programs like WordPad (well you never know!) and I've so far only come across bits of programming language (nothing to do with Metatron 'product itself) and gobbledegook ... but I shall keep looking and trying anything that comes to mind.

schtick

ps. i thought metatron had something to do with those quaint "Transformers" toy things that your young earth people seem to like so much ... but you live and learn ... unless you're dead of course