More Dan Crain/Burisch, Secret Agent Man

[trainedobserver]

In this latest video we learn that Dan's wife has been promoted to Majestic 1 and she sends Dr. Dan to Libya to apparently kill someone only referred to as "the monster."

This is bat-shit crazy and obviously a complete fabrication. Question. Are they really both this delusional? How many people could possibly be pulled in by such nonsense? Other than the guys over at Open Minds I mean.

Interestingly enough this video is presented as proof of Dan Crain entering another country illegally and apparently shooting someone. I'm quite sure if they were pressed by authorities they would have to admit it was all a production contrived to sell their crap to people who don't know any better. Get this ... they are taking bids on two of the shell cases supposedly fired by Dan in Libya!

Also, turn off the sound. They play a Simon and Garfunkal tune and I'd hate anyone developing some sort of Clockwork Orange reaction to it.

Obviously Kal Korff and these folks have a lot in common.

 

[Double Nought Spy]

Dan, I think you missed.

This is a joke, right? Someone please tell me this is an April Fools thing or something. These idiots make Korff look, um, half competent. Surely there is no conscious person falling for this dreck.

Speaking of un-crowded crania, how closely connected are the two Open Minds operations? There are some good people on the forum, though I can't see what they get from hanging around all those psychos.

 

[trainedobserver]

Hi Trained,

Which Open Minds people are promoting this--open minds forum or the slicker (but somehow stupider) ones at Open Minds.TV?


Lance

Open Minds.TV

His story was featured in Michael Schratt's presentation at the recent Open Minds UFO Congress. Schratt did an excellent job of illustrating one of Dan's fantasies about working at Area 51 for the website and presented it there. I wonder if he'll be illustrating Dan's adventures in Libya? Somebody needs to option the rights on a sitcom based on two ex-casino workers who masquerade as UFO whistle-blowers on the UFO conference talk circuit. It writes itself apparently.

 

[Hotkafka]

Um... I think it's time to submit these people to the ol' MSE (Mental Status Exam). I fear some essential component has failed to do its job.

 

[Lauren Jones]

Hi Trained,

Which Open Minds people are promoting this--open minds forum or the slicker (but somehow stupider) ones at Open Minds.TV?


Lance

I raise my glass to both of these fine organizations.

Cheers,

The Pickering Brothers

 

[trainedobserver]

I checked their website today and it has lengthy a diatribe against Open Minds. Skipping down through the thing I found the following incredible Karl Korff-like riff. The use of the phrase "THE TWO" to describe two self-declared UFO authorities is a bit chilling.

From Eagles Disobey Website
"Drs. Dan and Marci remain the two people in charge of the famed group which has acted, since 1947, to both protect the people of the earth from the extraterrestrial incursions, and the people from themselves. It has been known by many names: especially MJ12. They have at their fingertips the entire Archive and History of the historic cover-up, and now a force of almost 3,000 Sworn Operatives doing their duties. The reach of the Group extends to the highest levels of dozens of governments, and from 2006-2009 they have themselves presided over the actions which led to the People surviving the Cycles Cross. This writer is Dr. Dan's Adjutant. They, Drs. Dan and Marci, were chosen for the position because they are THE TWO who do not give up on the IDEAL of "We The People." They have carried out humanitarian aid missions as far flung as Myanmar and Haiti, as close to home as Mexico and in dozens of alleys in U.S. cities, and combat missions to protect innocent people in the dusty regions of North Africa."

 

[Double Nought Spy]

I'm not sure the phrase delusions of grandeur covers that, but then there are whack jobs who think they are God. I just hope these clowns don't hook up with Kernel Krackpot. A black hole might spontaneously form or something.

 

[Anaximander]

Guys....

....this man is either fucking insane or a god tier troll of the highest order.

I cannot decide which.

 

[Double Nought Spy]

Is Linda Howe still promoting this loon? I haven't been to her site in ages and plan to keep it that way.

 

[Decker]

I checked their website today and it has lengthy diatribe against Open Minds. Skipping down through the thing I found the following incredible Karl Korff-like riff. The use of the phrase "THE TWO" to describe two self-declared UFO authorities is a bit chilling.

From Eagles Disobey Website
"Drs. Dan and Marci remain the two people in charge of the famed group which has acted, since 1947, to both protect the people of the earth from the extraterrestrial incursions, and the people from themselves. It has been known by many names: especially MJ12. They have at their fingertips the entire Archive and History of the historic cover-up, and now a force of almost 3,000 Sworn Operatives doing their duties. The reach of the Group extends to the highest levels of dozens of governments, and from 2006-2009 they have themselves presided over the actions which led to the People surviving the Cycles Cross. This writer is Dr. Dan's Adjutant. They, Drs. Dan and Marci, were chosen for the position because they are THE TWO who do not give up on the IDEAL of "We The People." They have carried out humanitarian aid missions as far flung as Myanmar and Haiti, as close to home as Mexico and in dozens of alleys in U.S. cities, and combat missions to protect innocent people in the dusty regions of North Africa."

Holy Shit ....

 

[dyingsun]

It won't end with these guys, there was one hilarious 'transcript' back a few years ago were Mr. Burisch stood up to Mj12 (in a secret meeting of course, also surrounded by his bodyguards (it seems their clusterfuck of a forum moderators)), and in action jackson manner singlehandedly convinced them to spare mankind of whatever doom was upon us at the time. It read like an actual play. First time reading it was hilarious, second time was just sad. Does anyone remember that or even have a copy of it ? Otherwise I shall go digging.

Also, is that guy firing a fucking handgun (pistol) in the video on a firing range at dark, or am I seeing things here. There will be some hailing these people, I'm sure....

 

[trainedobserver]

there was one hilarious 'transcript' back a few years ago

I remember that. If you go to their youTube channel, I think there is a video about that in there somewhere. They come up with a new angle ever so often. Dan saving humanity was one of them. They're on to something new now.

Also, is that guy firing a fucking handgun (pistol) in the video on a firing range at dark, or am I seeing things here.

I think you are right. He appears to be wearing hearing protection during a couple of the flashes which I think is pretty nonstandard battlefield gear.

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Holy Shit ....

You know Don, getting the leaders of MJ12 to come on Dark Matters and tell their super secret secrets would be ... Oh, who am I trying to kid. That would never happen. It would compromise their super secret security I'm sure.

You have to admit these folks trump Kal Korff. Kal, bless his little heart, only aspires to be an agent of a super secret spy organization. The new TWO allege to run one with thousands of agents at their disposal.

 

[dyingsun]

He just might be wearing hand-knitted ear protectors from Marcy(?) along with his 'Pistol' in a firefight against raping (yeah right, first rule of Propaganda) Libyan forces shooting at him with assault rifles.

I'm all for the 'freedom' of Lebanese people, I find it somewhat odd that it timewise happens that close after Egypt, middle east in turmoil it seems..

Fear not, though. Dan Burisch will prevail and restore peace, keeping people from being raped and children from being eaten. He also pets kittens I heard.

Badass.