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Musical Pussy...

Free episodes:

oh bugger..... i had hoped...............

its not well known, but the cat can be played like a set of bagpipes.

its an excellent party gag if you have health insurance.

basically you grab all 4 legs in your left hand and stuff puss, under your arm ,tail pointing forward. you take the tail in your mouth, and prime it by biting down on the tip, you modulate the pitch etc using pressure of the arm its stuffed under.

its an eerie sound, not unlike the ambulance sirens that sometimes accomany this feat. had a friend try it without wearing a leather jacket... dude is down one kidney now
 
Ever hear cats having sex? Now that's a weird sound. Sounds like a baby being electrocuted. Yes, I know how that sounds. Used to be a hobby of mine.
 
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