My 'First Contact' with torture!

[Simonemendez]

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>I have known for quite some time now, about that (probably moot-and-irrelevent by now) reality TV series, starring our own Tom Cruise-of-Ufology, Richard Dolan, called 'First Contact'. I kept putting and putting annnnd putting off taking a lookysee at the preview video they made, which is viewable at places like YouTube. Yesterday------I took the plunge. Like that morbid----curiosity which makes you take in a gruesome car wreck. See, cuz I KNEW it was going to be 'Sci-Fi Investigates', only fifteen times WORSE. I saw a post'er somewhere, describe it as GhostHunters without any ghosts. All I constantly thought of, while viewing the vid, of our ageing familyvalues man and his (yet another) blonde aspiring model/actress partner with the less important background guys hovering around like the forrest creatures around SnowWhite and the Prince, groping around with each other, in a dark forrest, seeing who's ghost got ghostgoosed; Was that olde 'saying', (Are you all familiar with it?) that goes something about "They can't find their own a******s in the dark with a flashlight and both hands." I also,----paralell-ily, was having an image of people without indoor plumbing, enroute to the outhouse, in the middle of the night, with toiletpaper and a flashlight.
So after my curiosity-clobbered-the-cat(ty), I ---needed--- to finally confess to the CIA, that I had been in league with kalleed Shake Mohammed < I KNOW I misspelled that) but then I realized, that, only ---I--- caused my own torture. Dratz
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[paraschtick]

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... So after my curiosity-clobbered-the-cat(ty), I ---needed--- to finally confess to the CIA, that I had been in league with kalleed Shake Mohammed < I KNOW I misspelled that) but then I realized, that, only ---I--- caused my own torture. Dratz ...
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Damn you woman ... I had to look. And now I'm going to be haunted by the sight of Rob Simone being all ... well ... Rob Simoney ... for the rest of my life. Horrible horrible horrible. Dolan is now in my book one of the bad guys ... no question.

Still the cgi ufo was quite nice ... but then I am a sucker for cgi ufos ... just one of those things I guess .

Still ... holy crap. Will the horror never end??

 

[Simonemendez]

Hi my friend Para 'H' ! Like Brittany Spears used to sing, "Oops I did it again!" Ya know, Spears would be a ---perfect--- paranormal hunter, (assistant expert) just in case she can't resurrect the music schtick. We must -make- -sure- she is sandwiched between ageing married men with (albeit) young---kids though. It is a media ---STAPLE---, like making sure attractive TV news anchors keep smiling, while reporting about the plane crash. Like our hero from that one (1973) movie, who went crazy and told everyone to yell out'a their windows, I know that I am "Messing with the primal forces of nature, and YOU (me) WILL ATTONE!

 

[paraschtick]

Hi my friend Para 'H' ! Like Brittany Spears used to sing, "Oops I did it again!" Ya know, Spears would be a ---perfect--- paranormal hunter, (assistant expert) just in case she can't resurrect the music schtick. We must -make- -sure- she is sandwiched between ageing married men with (albeit) young---kids though. It is a media ---STAPLE---, like making sure attractive TV news anchors keep smiling, while reporting about the plane crash. Like our hero from that one (1973) movie, who went crazy and told everyone to yell out'a their windows, I know that I am "Messing with the primal forces of nature, and YOU (me) WILL ATTONE!

Hey there ... yep its (thingymabob ... can't remember the word at the moment ... hahh ... cognitive thats the word ... ) dissonance. Hey look at the all pretty people while they tell you about terrible things or just throwing crap at you. You won't notice well because ... hell ... they're pretty and that woman really is wearing that really short skirt ... and those blokes ... phwoarrr ... .

But Rob Simone though. Could anyone find him attractive?? (and no Rob ... I'm not talking about you ... we know you love that bloke you see in the mirror every day soooo much )

 

[Schuyler]

Still the cgi ufo was quite nice ... but then I am a sucker for cgi ufos ... just one of those things I guess

You mean...you mean....that thing wasn't real? Shit.

Ghost Hunters without the ghosts seems apt here. But RV Bob will be the break-out star here. To hell with the blonde.

 

[paraschtick]

You mean...you mean....that thing wasn't real? Shit.

Ghost Hunters without the ghosts seems apt here. But RV Bob will be the break-out star here. To hell with the blonde.

Blondes are ten-a-penny nowadays Give me a good ol' brunette any day. And what you say about RV Bob is true. He will be the one with the good old down to earth all American homespun opinion ... or should I say ... "philosophy" (and the remarks about "the blacks" and the immigrants will be edited out, of course ) ... whilst he eyes up the blonde from a-far ... or indeed quite close up ...

Oh boy ... its gonna be a fun one.

[Hmmm wonder what ol' Whitley thinks of that cgi spaceship ... or indeed Linda Moulton Howe ... or Sean David ... ahh yeah he's in jail ... bugger]

 

[paraschtick]

Thanks MUCH for the "brunettes" coment my amigos. I'm not too jealous of this---particular blonde though, because she has a great big skin flaw standing out on her face. See it? I don't have one of those on my own face. But shush, you guys. The next time Dolan comes out with yet another reality TV show attempt, he'l surround himself with brunette----bimbos instead. With flawless skin, no-the-hey. Then I'll ---really--- have to try and amp up my sarcastic review critisisms. And boyyyyy, he don't wan't that, trust me. Heck, you have only seen my nice side, so far. I NEED to get my OWN reality TV show, so that everyone can see ALL my sides. In snug blue jeans. I STILL look good!

Paraschtick, the First Contact team will have to be guested on CoastToCoast with George Noory, where they can tell him all about, and wow him, re. the "cgi ufo"

According to The Clueless One you might be a man ... hmmm ... maybe the world has gone insane or you are one hell of a drag artist .

Annnyway, Noory (that 'legend' of radio who apparently might be running for Prez in 2012 ) will probably think it was an angel ... or lightworker ... whatever that is. Who knows? He might even think it was a large flying moustache ... warrghhhhhh ... the pain ... the suffering ... the enormous moustache and possible wig ... warrrghh.

Oh boy ... how the mighty have fallen. Dolan really must be desperate for attention to hook up with Rob Simone though. And why didn't he bring his wife and kids along as well ... or would the blonde get in the way ... hehe .

I shouldn't cast aspersions they might come back and bite me in the arse ... when I'm wearing my snug black jeans too ...

Oh boy time to run away and take me pills ... catch you on the other side ...

paraschtick out ...

 

[ALPHA ROMEO UNIFORM]

This the problem with UFO/ET subject everyone out to destroy each other reputation which results in negative results. Yes there is charlatans in this field just like other disciplines among our society and mature minds and logical thoughts are need with a collective guide line of inquiry instead of throwing mud at each other time to get out of the playground

 

[ALPHA ROMEO UNIFORM]

I WILL NOT ignore, when high profile Ufo people make Ufos and Ufo people look like --fools-- to the rest of the world. These celebrities sail along in their fantasy world behaiviour, like an emperor without any clothes, surrounded by, and encouraged by, those who idolize them. Up until the time they see someone on the internet, taking them down several notches, which I --hope--, will make them stop and, as 'Dr. Phil' always says, "Get real!"

The old saying if don't like don't listen

 

[paraschtick]

Oh Paraschtick, you NAUGHTY boy! In your snug black jeans. I'm NO drag artist, but I --am-- an artist. (See old MUFON Ufo journals from the spring and summer of 1984.....)

Naughty ... moi? Never. Anyway I know you're no drag artist ... hehe ... but however I'll check out those mufon journals. I always like a laugh