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Rikki and I saw Noah today. and I must say it is a waste of your time and money. I don't believe in the biblical story of Noah's ark. the whole is a fairy tale. But this movie goes to great lenths to insult every myth of a global flood. the film opens with a young Noah receving..(.I hope you are sitting down)...the skin of the snake from the garden of eden. So here is the soon to be savior of humanity receving a symol of EVIL???? Later Noah receves (Again I hope you are sitting down..) A SEED FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN.. that springs into a forest... And I won't touch the whole "watchers" sub plot that must be seen to be beleved.(But I highly recommend you don't see it or the whole movie.)And Noah uses the forest to build the ark...the subplot inoving the king named..(again I hope you are sitting down.)Tubal cain. I kid you not. is flat out stupid!there are so many silly and pointless subplots and silly side stories that I lost track of the main story.oh yes the animals.. they are cramed into the ark and Noah uses a MAGIG INCENSE to put them all to sleep...so much for feeding and caring for them...and oh yes the reason the creator (God is not named EVER) is drowning the world is man has despoiled the planet. that's right God destroys the earth because man destroys the earth.
Folks do your self a favor save your money this flick is NOT worth it.
final rating
1.5/10

<blockquote data-quote="Bob Watson" data-source="post: 189878" data-attributes="member: 2336">Rikki and I saw Noah today. and I must say it is a waste of your time and money. I don&#039;t believe in the biblical story of Noah&#039;s ark. the whole is a fairy tale. But this movie goes to great lenths to insult every myth of a global flood. the film opens with a young Noah receving..(.I hope you are sitting down)...the skin of the snake from the garden of eden. So here is the soon to be savior of humanity receving a symol of EVIL???? Later Noah receves (Again I hope you are sitting down..)&nbsp; A SEED FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN.. that springs into a forest... And I won&#039;t touch the whole &quot;watchers&quot; sub plot that must be seen to be beleved.(But I highly recommend you don&#039;t see it or the whole movie.)And Noah uses the forest to build the ark...the subplot inoving the king named..(again I hope you are sitting down.)Tubal cain. I kid you not. is flat out stupid!there are so many silly and pointless subplots and silly side stories that I lost track of the main story.oh yes the animals.. they are cramed into the ark and Noah uses a MAGIG INCENSE to put them all to sleep...so much for feeding and caring for them...and oh yes the reason the creator (God is not named EVER) is drowning the world is man has despoiled the planet. that&#039;s right God destroys the earth because man destroys the earth.Folks do your self a favor save your money this flick is NOT worth it.final rating1.5/10</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Bob Watson, post: 189878, member: 2336"] Rikki and I saw Noah today. and I must say it is a waste of your time and money. I don't believe in the biblical story of Noah's ark. the whole is a fairy tale. But this movie goes to great lenths to insult every myth of a global flood. the film opens with a young Noah receving..(.I hope you are sitting down)...the skin of the snake from the garden of eden. So here is the soon to be savior of humanity receving a symol of EVIL???? Later Noah receves (Again I hope you are sitting down..) A SEED FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN.. that springs into a forest... And I won't touch the whole "watchers" sub plot that must be seen to be beleved.(But I highly recommend you don't see it or the whole movie.)And Noah uses the forest to build the ark...the subplot inoving the king named..(again I hope you are sitting down.)Tubal cain. I kid you not. is flat out stupid!there are so many silly and pointless subplots and silly side stories that I lost track of the main story.oh yes the animals.. they are cramed into the ark and Noah uses a MAGIG INCENSE to put them all to sleep...so much for feeding and caring for them...and oh yes the reason the creator (God is not named EVER) is drowning the world is man has despoiled the planet. that's right God destroys the earth because man destroys the earth. Folks do your self a favor save your money this flick is NOT worth it. final rating 1.5/10 [/QUOTE]

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