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pancake and sausage on a stick.

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So, I went to Sam's Club, which is one of my favorite destinations for food that shouldn't be consumed by anyone.

The wife decided she wanted to try the Pancake and Sausage on a stick. The so called breakfast corndog wannabe thing.

I have to admit, my first choice would have been a colonoscopy, but I guess she wore me down, and we bought these abominations.

I had a couple for breakfast with a cup of coffee.

It was an instant nap. Seriously, No sooner had I eaten the second one, I polished off my coffee, and stumbled to the bed where I soundly slept for about 3 hours.

It was as if there was some kind of knock out drug in them that prevented me from being able to stay awake.

Anyway, if you see these things offered in your supermarket, they are the cure for insomnia. They should be marketed as such.
 
If you stuff'em up your bum, you'll poop out your mouth. At least that's what I hear.
I've got my bunker stocked with moon-pies and Big Red.
 
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