Paranormal, ghost, Conspiracy, UFO TV show makers

[nameless]

On behalf of the paranormal interested public. STOP MAKING SHIT TV PROGRAMMES.
I will personally arm and bennewitz some fucking schizophrenics to come visit you if you decide to make another paranormal/conspiracy/ghost fucking yeti show that;

• Tries to make a fucking drama out of every god damn thing.
• Present facts incorrectly and twist them to fit a stupid fucking narrative.
• The need to have a dramatic narrative.
• To use actors posing as investigators or use investigators like actors posing as themselves.
• Have the impudence and audacity to think that they are doing us a favour by stringing these loose facts and situations together for some beneficial purpose or scientific exposé.
• The need to crow bar shit into a format or time constrained format.
• Re-hash and go over the same territory one more fucking time.
• Assume ET and aliens are real.
• Assume people who watch these shows are fucking morons and need to be reminded of what happened 10 secs before by constantly repeating itself ad infinitum.
• Edit interviews to ridiculous sound bites so that there wasnt any point in having a fucking interview in the first place.
• Have people running around woods at night.
• Use the following camera techniques; jerky camera movements, night vision, stalker camera zoom vision., head cam bs.
• Use the following post production techniques; camera flash edits, monochrome fades, tele-print subtitles, crass graphics with dramatic narration.
• Use the following dramatic devices; blatant rip off xfiles music, dramatic keyboard stabs to punctuate every fucking scene, board room scenes, the need for a gang of presenters or "pretty faces" to explain what we are seeing as if we are too dumb to understand what we are are seeing.

anyone else like to add to this BS.
Please make better programmes, people aren't as stupid as you think, there is a gap in the market for a real quality documentary series.

 

[Snidely Whiplash]

THIS. I couldn't agree more. Either do it right or let the boys from Who Forted do it. At least it would be entertaining and fun. I got their Bigfoot Hunter: Still Searching and it was well worth the money. They are comic comic genius.

 

[ProphetofOccam]

Dude, what am I supposed to have on as background noise when I'm working at the computer? I'm not even sure I could operate anymore without hearing regular intervals of the phrase "what was that?"