Policewoman assault ...

[paraschtick]

Oh boy this is so funny my leg fell off. This is a news story from Scotland. A policewoman was "assaulted" by a drunk man in his home ... its a bit saucy so may or may not be suitable for work .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

Ye gods I hope she was wearing a bullet proof vest ... or indeed underwear

 

[Simonemendez]

Maybe that bloke could blame viagra? Anyway, it sounds like he could hit homeruns with it. (Out on a literal----baseball field.) If anyone tells you that this thread is not appropriate to this forum, just say that it is a news story about a cigar-shaped object.

 

[paraschtick]

Maybe that bloke could blame viagra? Anyway, it sounds like he could hit homeruns with it. (Out on a literal----baseball field.) If anyone tells you that this thread is not appropriate to this forum, just say that it is a news story about a cigar-shaped object.

Oh dear this could run and run . Is that a bratwurst (not) in your pocket or are you pleased to see me??

Of course there is always the possibilty that she was up close. I think I may go away now. This is far too dangerous to get into ... hehe

 

[Siani]

Time to rewrite the Offences Against The Person Act, to include assault with a deadly saveloy.

 

[Xylo]

I almost choked on my breakfast reading that story.

 

[trainedobserver]

It's hard to imagine that this could be construed as an attack with a deadly weapon. That said, everyone knows that you keep your piece in the hostler unless you're going to use it.

 

[Jeff Crowell]

Too funny!
I think they should fine him based on how many inches he "almost hit her" with. I love the part of the article where it say's she had to take evasive action to avoid being struck.

 

[Hoffmeister]

Somebody should lock that guy up for having a weapon of mass destruction... or is it a weapon of mass seduction ? :s

 

[Jeff Crowell]

somebody should lock that guy up for having a weapon of mass destruction... Or is it a weapon of mass seduction ? :s

booooo!

Lol!

 

[paraschtick]

I love the part of the article where it say's she had to take evasive action to avoid being struck.

Yeah ... thats the really funny bit isn't it?? Oh my god ... how big was he???? The images that flyeth through your mind ...

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Woof ! ..........

Woof???? There's really no answer to that is there???