Predictions 2013

[nameless]

My real name is Herbert Van der Herman the hermit and I prophesize the coming year thus in these quatrains;


With foul winds come and water rains,
Those in sun will fry their brains
Those in ice will feel the chill
Hunger Games 2 will set to thrill

The rich will gain richer
the poor will take to the streets
A few more suits will get the sacking
A patriot will set the green bay packing

A man with hair shall do something
As floods will drive rats from their holes
A virus shall spread that will cause the suffering
A boy band tops pop music poles

A sun shall rise thrice on the morrow
As the orange lizard eats a french man's sorrow
A politician unexpectedly abusive
The bear man's DNA still inconclusive

The scotsman shall hold aloft the cup
The slant eye shall eat the south man's pup
While we watch with much derision
On the apple television

The immigrant's daughter's boobs reduced
No longer news shall seek the truth
The knife shall crave more of the youth
Still no more ufo proof





Anyone else want to add?

 

[sallylizzy]

The market shall rise
then take a hit
I hope more people add to this funny ass shit.

 

[SRL+]

If you think that’s good, just wait until you’ve viewed Herbert’s haiku.

 

[sallylizzy]

A man with hair shall do something... That's kinda vague! bahahaha

 

[RobDel]

The slant eye shall eat the south man's pup

Slant Eye? lol...thats teetering on the edge.

 

[Ron Collins]

A patriot will set the green bay packing

I take exception to obvious bias propaganda!!!

 

[SRL+]

Slant Eye? lol...thats teetering on the edge.

Maybe Herbert meant to write “the round eye shall catch the arrow.” Anyway the thing is pretty funny.

 

[Mulvaney]

A lot of truth here. The rich will grow richer. The poor will take to the streets. A Scotsman will hold up the cup - which clearly means that Gary Anderson will win one of the darts major events.

 

[sallylizzy]

Kooks and quacks
Dicks and dogs
Gene and Chris shall expose more frauds!

 

[stonehart]

Predictions for 2013 you say?

well here is a few I see:

The financial condition of the world will continue to deteriorate, banks such as HSBC will continue to get away with fraud and criminal activity as more draconian measures will be put in place to keep control of the population that wants to string these criminals up from the closest tree.

 

[Charlie Prime]

So how did these predictions turn out?

Did Greenbay win?