Frozen E.T. Burrito
Lost Chicken In High Weeds
I was told it was time for me to leave one time from the livin room of a feller who gets in the water with whales and stuff and writes books about all kinds of interspecies communication. I relayed to him an experience with an Oak tree, and one with a kitten, and he thought I was nuts. We were all cool and hangin in his crib till I told that stuff. I thought he would have been more open minded than that, what with writin books about whales enterin into his conciousness, and lookin like big ol disembodied eyes flyin around in his mind and all.
He told me that human caint talk to Oak trees cause they have too slow of a metabolism.
When I first read his book, which I just found one day at a used book store on the island he lives on, which I was livin on at the time and had never heard of him, and then I saw that he lived thare, and asked if I could come talk to him. I thought I had really found a brotha! But he was really just a 75%er I call em... where their boundries are wide, relatively to the average Joe, but still very limited when you really start explorin em.
It's weird to me that he cannot speak to Oak trees. When I arrived at his house he was workin out in his garden, and I asked if he communicated with his plants. He said the same shit about Blue whales, that they had too low of a "metabolism" to be compatible with us... like, because their mental vibrations and speeds and all were on a whole other rate that we couldn't make communications... he must not thank about havin an invisible Universal translater built in!!!
Anyway, it also taught me to be cautious about sharin my experiences, even amongst those who are apparently open minded about such thangs.
I am ninja like that. :shy:
He told me that human caint talk to Oak trees cause they have too slow of a metabolism.
When I first read his book, which I just found one day at a used book store on the island he lives on, which I was livin on at the time and had never heard of him, and then I saw that he lived thare, and asked if I could come talk to him. I thought I had really found a brotha! But he was really just a 75%er I call em... where their boundries are wide, relatively to the average Joe, but still very limited when you really start explorin em.
It's weird to me that he cannot speak to Oak trees. When I arrived at his house he was workin out in his garden, and I asked if he communicated with his plants. He said the same shit about Blue whales, that they had too low of a "metabolism" to be compatible with us... like, because their mental vibrations and speeds and all were on a whole other rate that we couldn't make communications... he must not thank about havin an invisible Universal translater built in!!!
Anyway, it also taught me to be cautious about sharin my experiences, even amongst those who are apparently open minded about such thangs.
I am ninja like that. :shy:
and comes in a bottle shaped like a large bottomed gal with no nipples, carryin child in womb. The night I gite aholt of it I almost created another human, but tests have shown that I am lucky fer now. Hopefully when the big event happens I will be makin better money and it will just be cool. 
