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Aren't ears a great deal like fingerprints?


They are just like fingerprints. Only, their ears! :D No two ears are just alike. Except for the ears of people of European decent. They have the "honky" ears. That means that they only hear well when you speak proper english or as we say in the south "The Kangs Ainglish!" It's a well known fact that once you measure the ear if the distance from the left to right ear lobe is the same as right to left then that is proof of time travel. :p Anyway, I lost my train of thought. Whut wuz this thread about? :p
 
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