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Wouldn't you like to see the aliens that try to do the whole cattle mutilation on Das Uber Cow?

Seriously. They'd have to get a second ship, just to have enough tractor beam power to lift it.
 
Tommy Allison said:
Wouldn't you like to see the aliens that try to do the whole cattle mutilation on Das Uber Cow?

Seriously. They'd have to get a second ship, just to have enough tractor beam power to lift it.
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No, they'd just get Paola Harris to breathe on it and that would at least cut it in half... Sorry, was that mean?

I'm eating a chicken sandwich atm btw. I wish I was a vegen. Can't get rid of my addiction to meat though.:)
 
only thing I could think of was how you get the big bastard over to the meat grinder...

just slap a bun on him and call him burger, mmmmm, :eek: *drool*
 
Yeah, it looks weird, but we've been doing it for thousands of years. The original pig was a sharp-tusked and formidable warrior. Now his fat, pink descendents are bacon. Little 30 pound gentle Moses, the cocker spaniel up there started out as a wolf. Corn (i.e. maize) started out with husks no bigger than your little finger. We've been genetically manipulating anything in site through the engine of creation. Now people get upset because we can get at the DNA.
 
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