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The Cable Company.

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I've been experiencing some issues with my cable. Every day at 8:02 AM, and 6:01 PM, the cable goes out. We also have a hell of a time with interference on the phone line, as well as bad signal from the cable. We've got a slow ass connection to the internet among other things, lots of websites, including this one time out, and I can't get to them.

I called the cable company yesterday. They did a line test and they told me that my house had no signal quality at all. It was a -12, on their quality scale. You're supposed to be sitting around Zero for good signal quality.

Today I witnessed something peculiar. The cable guy pulls up, and acts like he's going to get out and come to my house. A silver Jeep Cherokee pulls up, and the driver of the Cable Van gets in. They take a trip and then he gets dropped off, and gets back into his Cable Van and leaves.

I'm still waiting for the cable guy to show up to fix my cable.

They're supposed to be checking on whether or not there are splices in my cable and whether or not there's a hardware issue. They just called just now and should be here around noon. Fun stuff.
 
Well after they got done, it was a bad splice in the basement causing all of the problems. I've noticed that everything now seems to be better, and of course the internet seems to run a bit faster.

My two year ordeal of having shitty signal is over.
 
Tommy Allison said:
My two year ordeal of having shitty signal is over.
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No, no, Tommy. Your ordeal is just beginning. What else did they install when they 'fixed' your cable? A secret monitoring device from the New World Order Illuminati Templar bad Guys Black Ops Division. You have been targeted and will be monitored closer than the NSA listens to cell phone traffic of a jihadist talking sex with one of his wives. Why do you think the Cable Guy took a 'little trip' with the other guy in a van? What's up with that? Whaddya think he picked up at the drop site? My guess is a little ear device along with a gel pack for Whitley Strieber's nose.

Everybody else, WATCH OUT FOR TOMMY from now on!!!!

Listen to me. I know what I'm talking about. I took the test!
 
Well, if I disappear off the map, and am renditioned to a black ops site, you'll know.
 
Schuyler said:
Whaddya think he picked up at the drop site? My guess is a little ear device along with a gel pack for Whitley Strieber's nose.

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ummm, think Whitley is busy this week... making an appearance in Richmond, BC, along with George Noory and some accountant...

they are giving a talk at a casino... tix are 69 to 129... must be why they brought the accountant on tour :p
 
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