The Cure For Stupid Gas Cans

[Charlie Prime]

If you have purchased a fuel can in the last few years in the United States, you know the socialist stupidity that is the California Air Resource Board.

Rest of the world fuel can: Flows quickly, safely, and reliably.

U.S.A. government retarded fuel can: Causes dangerous spills. Increases air pollution.

As with all communist nonsense, the Free Market finds a way around it.

These filler hoses are available at many farm and ranch supply stores. $10 each.

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No more suffering back pain. No more fire hazard fuel spills. No more broken nozzles. Less expensive fuel evaporating into the atmosphere.

 

[Trystero]

Thank you for sharing this, it will doubtless lead to much less swearing and angry flailing from me out in the car port when I'm trying to fill the mower with that idiotic gas can. Also I like your new avatar. Much better than the young Stalin one.

 

[Charlie Prime]

Thanks. I'm taking a sabbatical at the beach near Galveston next week where I will turn over a new leaf. Getting ready for it this week.

I just returned from Tractor Supply and tried my new EZ-Pour. Getting ready to mow my yard. It's awesome.

I also bought a new fuel can. The cashier lady was ribbing me. She said "Now don't put that nozzle on this new gas can or I'll have to call the police on you!". We laughed. The great god FedGov grows more irrelevant by the day.

 

[boomerang]

Definition of a camel: a horse designed by a committee.