Here's the real story from his shithole ancestry:
Donald Trump's migrant grandpa Friedrich Drumpf went from barbering to brothel running | Daily Mail Online
How Donald Trump's
tax-dodging migrant grandpa went from
cutting hair to building an empire of
brothels where customers could pay in
gold dust or nuggets.
LOL, How many keywords can you fill in a sentence relating to the Donald.
- Friedrich Drumpf was 16 when he moved to New York in 1885
- After 6 years as a barber, he went west to set up brothels near the mines
- Changed his name to the more catchy 'Fred Trump'
- It made him a fortune offering round-the-clock women, liquor and food
- He stayed in the US until 1901, tried to take his Gold Rush-era fortune home, was refused repatriation because he dodged taxes and army service
- So he and his new wife were sent back to New York to start their family
Straight off the boat he met a German-speaking barber who took him on as an apprentice, toiling away for six hapless years while he lived in a tiny 'shithole' box apartment.
At the turn of the decade, however, he heard news of the Klondike gold rush set to hit the North West and Canada.
The shrewd 22-year-old changed his name to a more catchy 'Fred Trump' and headed to Seattle, Washington, in 1891.
He launched a saloon-cum-brothel called
The Poodle Dog in the bustling district of opium parlors and liquor stores, where he got a flavor for the industry.
Hmmm ....
The Poodle Dog.... so that's what he's got on his head