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The Trunk Monkey.

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The other day I saw a sign tacked to a telephone pole which read:

"Free monkey.
Well behaved."

It kinda made me wonder...if it's so well behaved, why is it free?

Monkeys FTW!
 
subject x said:
The other day I saw a sign tacked to a telephone pole which read:

"Free monkey.
Well behaved."

It kinda made me wonder...if it's so well behaved, why is it free?

Monkeys FTW!
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Because even well behaved monkeys masturbate and fling crap half their waking hours.
 
Better than "Free Monkey, Well Spanked."

I want the trunk monkey that bites people's faces off. That'll teach those people from dinging my car doors.
 
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