Miah
Skilled Investigator
Theeeey're baaaaack! And this time they're muddying up the waters more than ever looking for clues and interviewing hippies. I figured I'd just toss up a short review of each of the new episodes to save you too from wasting 4 hours of your life.
Area 52 - Meh. So the Dugway AFB is the new Area 51, a testing area for new Top Secret aircraft. No proof of a UFO connection.
First Response - There is absolutely nothing here, a total waste of an hour.
The Silencers - Men in Black again, they got one on camera! I love the guy who shows this supposed "SECURITY CLEARANCE ORGANIZATIONAL CHART" which says at the top of it "MAJESTIC", and they are taking him seriously. But the best part was when a sketch artist asked the guy who saw some aliens "Why do they have a nose and gills?" The answer from the MIB in the room was that around Sirus "There is a planet that is known to be the aquarianments type planet, half water, half land." - WTF!? Earth has more wa....oh, nevermind.
Dark Presence - Has a few credible witnesses and an appearance of Ted Phillips. They bring out "Paranormal Researchers" (Ghost Hunters) to do surveillance for an entire night looking for orbs like the hardcore hunters that they are. Later come the hippies and friends of the space brothers including videotape of what is clearly flares being dropped, but he has "a connection to them", apparently they tell him when to go out with his camera via ESP. Amazingly they do an entire show around orbs without once mentioning what Ball Lightening is and that it's a likely explanation for some occurrences. But Cargopants Pat says the orbs might be angels and demons which would explain why some are scary and some are pleasant...no wonder they have to fly coach.
If you do watch it, this will all make more sense and be funnier...and I suggest the cannabis just in case.
Area 52 - Meh. So the Dugway AFB is the new Area 51, a testing area for new Top Secret aircraft. No proof of a UFO connection.
First Response - There is absolutely nothing here, a total waste of an hour.
The Silencers - Men in Black again, they got one on camera! I love the guy who shows this supposed "SECURITY CLEARANCE ORGANIZATIONAL CHART" which says at the top of it "MAJESTIC", and they are taking him seriously. But the best part was when a sketch artist asked the guy who saw some aliens "Why do they have a nose and gills?" The answer from the MIB in the room was that around Sirus "There is a planet that is known to be the aquarianments type planet, half water, half land." - WTF!? Earth has more wa....oh, nevermind.
Dark Presence - Has a few credible witnesses and an appearance of Ted Phillips. They bring out "Paranormal Researchers" (Ghost Hunters) to do surveillance for an entire night looking for orbs like the hardcore hunters that they are. Later come the hippies and friends of the space brothers including videotape of what is clearly flares being dropped, but he has "a connection to them", apparently they tell him when to go out with his camera via ESP. Amazingly they do an entire show around orbs without once mentioning what Ball Lightening is and that it's a likely explanation for some occurrences. But Cargopants Pat says the orbs might be angels and demons which would explain why some are scary and some are pleasant...no wonder they have to fly coach.
If you do watch it, this will all make more sense and be funnier...and I suggest the cannabis just in case.