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The UFO Quiz; 101 things you should know about UFOs

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Schuyler

Misanthrope
OK. It's done, at least the first version is done and can be found on Scribd here:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/13586254/The-Official-UFO-Quiz.

Download the PDF doc rather than the text doc. I tested some of the links to make sure they work. I'll list the introduction below:

The state of UFO education is, not surprisingly, dismal. Once in awhile you will find a course or two at an experimental college or institute that has its own agenda, but beyond these rare and paltry offerings there is no recognized place offering a structured course of study. People are self-taught, when they bother, yet everyone seems to have an opinion on the subject. I occasionally rant against this state of affairs. Recently I declared that if I were God I would require people to take a test on UFOs before they were even allowed to post on a forum.

I decided to put my effort where my mouth was and this is the result. It’s not nearly enough, of course—even though it may be more than you will tolerate. You can’t possibly cover all people and cases with 100 questions, or even 200. My hope is that it is something you can have fun with or use as a self-study guide. The questions probably reflect my own biases and may also reflect my own book collection devoted to UFOs (Closing in on 300 titles). I’m certainly willing to add, change, or delete questions as the need arises. I am claiming neither complete objectivity nor complete or even coverage here. There should probably be 500 questions. You could probably do 100 questions on Roswell alone.

After having done the questions and answers I see a little unevenness here, so I’ll call this version .90 with a view to consolidating some of the earlier questions to allow some additions.

Fairly brief answers have linked references to further material about the issue. That way you won’t have to take my word on anything; perish the thought! In many cases I have used Wikipedia—not because I value their answers as always complete or unbiased, but because they are a relatively stable site compared to many on the Internet which come and go on a regular basis, particularly where this topic is concerned. Also, Wikipedia tends to provide references of their own, so you should be able to link to several sites concerning each question, perhaps with different points of view. I have also tried to include at least one linked bibliographic reference for each entry. By the way, a quick way to find a book is to simply type the ISBN into a search engine. This should bring up several sources.
 
Here's the rest of the introduction with the scoring:

Scoring:

1 point for each correct answer, 101 points total, on the Honor System. Lie and you will earn Bad Karma. I expect to see your score on your signature line.

100 or more: An exalted being, you could teach the Greys a thing or two.
90-99: You know what you’re talking about. In The Club, brother!
80-89: Not bad. People should listen to you. ‘Associate’ member.
70-79: Very well, you’re familiar with the topic. Pick up some speed, please.
60-69: Fan Boy, are we? Visit your local library. Read some more books.
50-59: Right. You’re picking up stray butts outside the UFO bar, a wannabe.
40-49: You have an opinion; that’s all it is. No one is impressed.
30-39: You wear an ‘I’m with the band’ T-shirt, but you can’t play.
20-29: Go away. No one will abduct you ‘cause you’re too ugly.
10-19: You useless pile of monkey dung.
00-09: Go away NOW! I’m getting my Glock.

Thank you to the people on the Paracast Forums for their help.
 
The questions probably reflect my own biases and may also reflect my own book collection devoted to UFOs (Closing in on 300 titles).

Schuyler, does your extensive UFO library of 300+ titles also include old newsletters (e.g. APRO, NICAP, FSR, UFORIC etc) from the first decades of UFO research ? With sketches ?

Since I think that UFOs use gravity-like force fields to do their stuff, while looking at the last UK MoD UFO docs yesterday, I was playing with the idea of a possible gravitational redshift/blueshift :

Simply put, I've noticed that in many reports of saucer-shaped UFOs with lights ("portholes", "windows" etc) at the rim, people will say the rim or lights rotated from left to right (as seen from the side) and mention that the light on the right side of the saucer was red, while on the left side was blue/green or white.

Examples (I've collected about 30 similar sketches since last night):

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To quote from Wikipedia:

"In physics, light or other forms of electromagnetic radiation of a certain wavelength originating from a source placed in a region of stronger gravitational field (and which could be said to have climbed "uphill" out of a gravity well) will be found to be of longer wavelength when received by an observer in a region of weaker gravitational field. If applied to optical wave-lengths this manifests itself as a change in the colour of the light as the wavelength is shifted toward the red (making it less energetic, longer in wavelength, and lower in frequency) part of the spectrum. This effect is called gravitational redshift and other spectral lines found in the light will also be shifted towards the longer wavelength, or "red," end of the spectrum. This shift can be observed along the entire electromagnetic spectrum. Light that has passed "downhill" into a region of stronger gravity shows a corresponding increase in energy, and is said to be gravitationally blueshifted."


So basically I'm looking for more cases / sketches to determine if there could be a pattern here.
 
Wow...

I didn't do as bad as I thought. However... some of the questions had multiple questions laden in them, which of course was also kind of neat at the same time.

I definitely need to read more on this, but then again, if I did, it would completely cloud my judgement or taint my perceptions of things.
 
Cool quiz, Schuyler. As soon as exams are done Ill do take the quiz and post my score. Im expecting pretty low lol.
 
I like the idea Schuyler, definatly something I'll enjoy failing. If I could make some recommendations though.

Maybe you could do a section that is essay style answers or at least something that allows you a paragraph to describe. Another section of multiple choice, another short answer question, and a True/False section.

For example, I think questions 8-10 and 11-13 could be asked to be answered in the form of a paragraph or two, asking the person taking the quiz to Detail what is asked in 3 questions into 1 question. Kinda like this;

Edward Ruppelt headed an organization. In a few sentences, describe what this organization was known as, what conclusions they arrived at, and what the fate of this organization was.

As far as the rest go, I think it's pretty self explanatory, we've all gone to school and know how those formats work. Though I did want to bring up a trustworthy/fool list as opposed (or in addition to) the true/false section. ie.
........................t f
Billy Meier ........(_)(_)
Scott Corales ...(_)(_)
Budd Hopkins.....(_)(_)
Roger Leir ........(_)(_)
.
.
.

I'm sure you get it.

Anyways, I've got a meeting to go to right now, but I'll go through this later tonight or tomorrow. Also, While I was scanning I noticed question 72. Is there a way to be absolutely objective about answering this question? I don't profess to know the answer, but I don't know if there is one individual that stands head and shoulders above everyone else, but then again I could be wrong. Just a thought.

Thanks again for doing this, great idea.
 
No problem man, I think what you're working on is really a great idea, so if you need any help with anything, you can PM me. I'd be more than glad to help.
 
Thanks for the suggestions. I'll save them for verson 2.0. I'd love to do an entire curriculum--but that's a lot of work.

Aaaahhh, I see whats happening here. Schuyler wants a lecturing gig at the Exopolitics Institute in Italy along side Paola Harris.

Were onto you buddy.
 
Aaaahhh, I see whats happening here. Schuyler wants a lecturing gig at the Exopolitics Institute in Italy along side Paola Harris.

Were onto you buddy.

I do like Italy, but I'd rather explore the secret archives in the Vatican. And there's this one restaurant in the middle of the Aurelian Wall (literally) that is really good! The last time I went there I told them I ws going home and they gave me two bottles of wine to take with me! Amazing friendly place.
 
That is pretty cool actually. Did you befriend them there at all? Or was it just a courtesy thing and you hadn't really got to know them?

Either way, way cool.
 
That is pretty cool actually. Did you befriend them there at all? Or was it just a courtesy thing and you hadn't really got to know them?

We actually ate there several nights. We tend to eat later, like Italians do. The first night one Italian jumped over the table, shook my hand, and kissed my wife. The second night they gave us a free 'cordial.' The third night they threw in a dessert. And then they gave us all this wine.

I have to say that traveling I'm always a little concened being an American and all. But we have been extremely well treated in Italy, Greece, and even Turkey, where the people seemed to reach out to us. Of course, the US Second Army was parked in their harbor at the time, but still... (There was this one incident with the cop who had a machine gun, but he was just teasing me.) In fact, when we saw the crown jewels in Turkey we overheard one of the guards saying how they really liked Americans because we were so appreciative of their stuff. The only place I have ever been treated rudely is Germany. That's ironic because I have a working knowledge of German. I can't speak any of the other languages though I can kinda sorta read some Greek.
 
On the topic of Americans travelling to foreign lands. If you are worried that you being an American might get you injured or ripped off, play Canadian. I'm not joking either, as a Canadian you hear a lot of shit talk about Americans in foreign land. Personally, I don't get it, but Europe is a strange place sometimes.
 
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