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Hoffmeister

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Well thats it folks, make your last wishes, say good by to your loved ones, kick the cat one last time.... if the british tabloids are right....and the british tabloids ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, NO EXCEPTIONS, the world will end in 6 days.... the Sun newspaper said so..
Aw shucks, i've just realised, that means there's only one more paracast episode left! :frown:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1052309/MICHAEL-HANLON-Are-going-die-Wednesday.html


http://quicksilverscreen.com/watch?video=32803 (the switch on was delayed if you're wondering why it says november 26th
 
Im stoked about the possibilities and potential of this thing. I truly hope it leads to some crucial breakthroughs and opens our eyes to realities of the universe that we wouldnt have imagined in a thousand years.
 
GSB said:
Im stoked about the possibilities and potential of this thing. I truly hope it leads to some crucial breakthroughs and opens our eyes to realities of the universe that we wouldnt have imagined in a thousand years.
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Kill wishful thinking. 1. You live on Earth. 2. It leads to dissappointments. And misspellings.
 
CapnG said:
Damn! I'll have only just turned 33... so much for beating Jesus.
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That's right, you're younger than me, I forgetz. You don't act it though. Hmmph. Capn is a mature robot. Post a fart joke every now and then so I don't feel so old. /waits for Gene to comment about how he's a dinosaur....

Happy Birthday for whenever it is.
 
Good I was thinking of what excuse I can use to get out of my dentist's appointment. No Christmas presents to buy either WOW. See ya all in the afterlife to continue to wonder WTF just happened and how are the ET and covert govt involved.
 
Aaron LeClair said:
That's right, you're younger than me, I forgetz. You don't act it though. Hmmph. Capn is a mature robot. Post a fart joke every now and then so I don't feel so old. /waits for Gene to comment about how he's a dinosaur....
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I've always been old for my age. I almost made my dad do a spit-take once when, at the ripe old age of 16, I complained to him about those "damned noisy kids next door" who were three years younger than me...

Aaron LeClair said:
Happy Birthday for whenever it is.
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The 8th and thanks. Actually, as I recall there's a crapload of Virgos here on the paracast forum so happy birthdays all around! Well for the next six days anyway... five now, I guess.
 
My housemate is convinced that an inter-dimensional portal will open up, giving birth to an army of flesh-eating aliens who will come pouring out and kill us all.... and he's always right about these things.

Not to worry though, I spent all night fashioning a weapon out of a long stick I found in the garden, and the fork I used to eat my dinner with, it looks kinda like a spear, but with a fork on the end.

I've got a bandana tied around my head so i look the part too... :cool:
 
Aaron LeClair said:
That's right, you're younger than me, I forgetz. You don't act it though. Hmmph. Capn is a mature robot. Post a fart joke every now and then so I don't feel so old. /waits for Gene to comment about how he's a dinosaur....

Happy Birthday for whenever it is.
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I feel old being 26, so thanks, now not so much:p
 
Hoffmeister said:
Well thats it folks, make your last wishes, say good by to your loved ones, kick the cat one last time.... if the british tabloids are right....and the british tabloids ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, NO EXCEPTIONS, the world will end in 6 days
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About bloody time! It's looking pretty tatty at the moment.
 
Hoffmeister said:
My housemate is convinced that an inter-dimensional portal will open up, giving birth to an army of flesh-eating aliens who will come pouring out and kill us all.... and he's always right about these things.

Not to worry though, I spent all night fashioning a weapon out of a long stick I found in the garden, and the fork I used to eat my dinner with, it looks kinda like a spear, but with a fork on the end.

I've got a bandana tied around my head so i look the part too... :cool:
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Your housemate must have been playing a lot of DOOM.
 
Hoffmeister said:
My housemate is convinced that an inter-dimensional portal will open up, giving birth to an army of flesh-eating aliens who will come pouring out and kill us all.... and he's always right about these things.

Not to worry though, I spent all night fashioning a weapon out of a long stick I found in the garden, and the fork I used to eat my dinner with, it looks kinda like a spear, but with a fork on the end.

I've got a bandana tied around my head so i look the part too... :cool:
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Oh My God! A stick with a fork on it!
Thanks a lot!
Because one day someone will build a stick with a fork on it SO big it will wipe us all out!
 
Hoffmeister said:
Well thats it folks, make your last wishes, say good by to your loved ones, kick the cat one last time.... if the british tabloids are right....and the british tabloids ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, NO EXCEPTIONS, the world will end in 6 days.... the Sun newspaper said so..
Aw shucks, i've just realised, that means there's only one more paracast episode left! :frown:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1052309/MICHAEL-HANLON-Are-going-die-Wednesday.html


http://quicksilverscreen.com/watch?video=32803 (the switch on was delayed if you're wondering why it says november 26th
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Ummm, actually,.....do you think the anti- Large Hadron Collider guys might have a point?
On second thought, no I don't think they do. At least about destroying the fabric of the universe.
Stars go supernova all the time in our universe, creating pressures and heat WAY beyond the Colliders ability, and yet we are still here.
 
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