Time To Play: Dumb Or Brilliant, With Your Host, The Clueless One

[valiens]

Okay, gang, here are the rules. You make a little ET theory post and the next person to respond has to say it's dumb or brilliant. If dumb, they have to leave theirs. If brilliant, they have to expand upon it. I'll start:

Some witnesses & abductees report a sulfuric smell when in the presence of these beings we call "aliens." Religious bleevers take this to mean that the aliens are actually demons in disguise. But, if we take into consideration another piece of reporting, it starts to make sense.

That reporting? You guessed it! -- The aliens have no genitalia and excrete bodily waste through their skin.

Guess what that smell really is!

 

[Poi]

Brilliant with a twist.

Fom Wikipedia on Hydrogen Sulphide: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_sulfide

Hydrogen sulfide (hydrogen sulphide in British English) is the chemical compound with the formula H2S. This colorless, toxic and flammable gas is responsible for the foul odor of rotten eggs and flatulence. It often results from the bacterial break down of organic matter in the absence of oxygen, such as in swamps and sewers (anaerobic digestion). It also occurs in volcanic gases, natural gas and some well waters. The odor of H2S is commonly misattributed to elemental sulfur, which is in fact odorless. Hydrogen sulfide has numerous names, some of which are archaic.

The little dudes are flammable gas bags.

 

[BrandonD]

Brilliant with a twist.

Fom Wikipedia on Hydrogen Sulphide: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_sulfide

Hydrogen sulfide (hydrogen sulphide in British English) is the chemical compound with the formula H2S. This colorless, toxic and flammable gas is responsible for the foul odor of rotten eggs and flatulence. It often results from the bacterial break down of organic matter in the absence of oxygen, such as in swamps and sewers (anaerobic digestion). It also occurs in volcanic gases, natural gas and some well waters. The odor of H2S is commonly misattributed to elemental sulfur, which is in fact odorless. Hydrogen sulfide has numerous names, some of which are archaic.

The little dudes are flammable gas bags.

An important point, does anyone have accounts of people directly associating the smell with the skin of the beings? I've never read such an account. The first thing that comes to mind is Strieber's book Communion, in which he smells the skin of the beings. I don't recall him saying that they smell bad. I think he says they smell like paper.

Another question along this line of thought: To those of you who've read alot of the abduction accounts, have there been any accounts of the "ETs" consuming food or liquid in any manner?

What about the idea of the sulphur smell being associated with whatever technology is used to transfer from one "dimension" to another?

 

[Aaron LeClair]

Brilliant with a twist.

Fom Wikipedia on Hydrogen Sulphide: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_sulfide

Hydrogen sulfide (hydrogen sulphide in British English) is the chemical compound with the formula H2S. This colorless, toxic and flammable gas is responsible for the foul odor of rotten eggs and flatulence. It often results from the bacterial break down of organic matter in the absence of oxygen, such as in swamps and sewers (anaerobic digestion). It also occurs in volcanic gases, natural gas and some well waters. The odor of H2S is commonly misattributed to elemental sulfur, which is in fact odorless. Hydrogen sulfide has numerous names, some of which are archaic.

The little dudes are flammable gas bags.

An important point, does anyone have accounts of people directly associating the smell with the skin of the beings? I've never read such an account. The first thing that comes to mind is Strieber's book Communion, in which he smells the skin of the beings. I don't recall him saying that they smell bad. I think he says they smell like paper.

Another question along this line of thought: To those of you who've read alot of the abduction accounts, have there been any accounts of the "ETs" consuming food or liquid in any manner?

What about the idea of the sulphur smell being associated with whatever technology is used to transfer from one "dimension" to another?

In one encounter he said they smelt musty.

Jeff R. mentioned a wet paper smell, not sure about Whitley.

There are some reports of greys having genitals. Whitley was raped by one.

 

[valiens]

"The first thing that comes to mind is Strieber's book Communion, in which he smells the skin of the beings. I don't recall him saying that they smell bad. I think he says they smell like paper."

Yeah. Toilet paper!

 

[CapnG]

Another question along this line of thought: To those of you who've read alot of the abduction accounts, have there been any accounts of the "ETs" consuming food or liquid in any manner?

Someone said something about crepes or pancakes before... can't recall who. From the panicky end of the spectrum come reports that they slather a gel-like substance on their skins and absorb it to "eat". The gel is allegedly made of human blood and a mixture of nutrients...

What about the idea of the sulphur smell being associated with whatever technology is used to transfer from one "dimension" to another?

So.... they're related to Nightcrawler?

BAMF!

 

[Frootloop]

eaw - cancel my peanut butter and jelly sandwich!

 

[Goody]

Charles Hall claimed the Tall White's were plant eaters & used to orally ingest a 'mush-like' paste that contained essential nutrients that they obviously needed, that and the fact that they had ridges in their mouths, not teeth.

Btw Jeremy, DUMB.

 

[valiens]

Ha! Thanks. So you have a theory you wanna put to the test?

 

[Goody]

Okay well every star you see in the night sky is really just Extraterrestrial Craft that are watching over the earth & will intervene in the worst case scenario; ie: If we drop the H bomb &/or start trying to blow ourselves up.

Alpha Centauri is really just one of the massive motherships that houses these gigantic craft. We have also been microchipped from birth to educate the masses on the true nature of Astronomy, that being that Stars are just gas etc; so that the real truth wont shock humanity too hard.

Oh & we are all decendants of the 'star' race, called Umma Gumma.

Pink Floyd got stoned in an attempt to communicate with otherwordly beings and in the process contacted the 'Umma Gummans'....It's no coincidence that the band decided to call one of their albums 'Umma Gumma'.