Tinfoil hats actually amplify mind-control beams

[mike]

Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

Tinfoil hats actually amplify mind-control beams - Boing Boing

 

[mike]

Oh great......

A recent MIT study calls into question the effectiveness of Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanies. However, there are serious flaws in this study, not the least of which is a complete mischaracterization of the process of psychotronic mind control. I theorize that the study is, in fact, NWO propaganda designed to spread FUD against deflector beanie technology, and aluminum shielding in general, in order to disembeanie paranoids, leaving them open to mind control

ZPi | AFDB Effectiveness

 

[Wade]

But what they WONT do if you wear them is get you any action, if you know what I mean. I've tried.

 

[Double Nought Spy]

Memo to egghead geniuses: The shiny side goes IN. Duh.

 

[exo_doc]

AAAGGHHH! NO! I wondered why I woke up in strange places with my hat still on!
Or maybe that was the bourbon.

Does this mean I must retire my faithful "Reynolds Brain Wrap"?

 

[Double Nought Spy]

If you switch to tequila, you will still wake up in strange places with your hat still on, but you won't care.