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Nah, they can keep their stock-centric heretical sect, I'm with the Original ones.

Our prophet handed the cryptic log scriptures on the holy ATS in the ancient times, a day after performing the miracle of a failed hoax, so that nobody would believe, for some mysterious reason. Then we got our blurry vision of a blob in the sky, at the sacred site of YouTube, and it's as blurry today as it has ever been, CoCs or not. All was revealed by the Original ones a year before the Bigelowians even got their unclassified first taste of our secrets of the leaky kind.

After a long decade, exactly like nobody prophesied, a reincarnation of sorts materialized, in the form of Elizondo guy, who was drawn to the dark side worse than those of the Skywalker clan. That's the side where pure untainted information is turned into cheap entertainment to intoxicate the gullible ones, and to separate them from their dough.

Then came the men from the sky, amazing us with their tales of the flying candies of the space giants and FLIRting with shady blobs. They too are flirting now with the dark side, risking their credibility with links to the gullible ones.

The visibility may be theirs, as well as the data that was meant to belong to all men but they try to commercialize now, but they are not the Original ones.

<blockquote data-quote="Realm" data-source="post: 267852" data-attributes="member: 9250">Nah, they can keep their stock-centric heretical sect, I&#039;m with the Original ones.Our prophet handed the cryptic log scriptures on the holy ATS in the ancient times, a day after performing the miracle of a failed hoax, so that nobody would believe, for some mysterious reason. Then we got our blurry vision of a blob in the sky, at the sacred site of YouTube, and it&#039;s as blurry today as it has ever been, CoCs or not. All was revealed by the Original ones a year before the Bigelowians even got their unclassified first taste of our secrets of the leaky kind.After a long decade, exactly like nobody prophesied, a reincarnation of sorts materialized, in the form of Elizondo guy, who was drawn to the dark side worse than those of the Skywalker clan. That&#039;s the side where pure untainted information is turned into cheap entertainment to intoxicate the gullible ones, and to separate them from their dough.Then came the men from the sky, amazing us with their tales of the flying candies of the space giants and FLIRting with shady blobs. They too are flirting now with the dark side, risking their credibility with links to the gullible ones.The visibility may be theirs, as well as the data that was meant to belong to all men but they try to commercialize now, but they are not the Original ones.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Realm, post: 267852, member: 9250"] Nah, they can keep their stock-centric heretical sect, I'm with the Original ones. Our prophet handed the cryptic log scriptures on the holy ATS in the ancient times, a day after performing the miracle of a failed hoax, so that nobody would believe, for some mysterious reason. Then we got our blurry vision of a blob in the sky, at the sacred site of YouTube, and it's as blurry today as it has ever been, CoCs or not. All was revealed by the Original ones a year before the Bigelowians even got their unclassified first taste of our secrets of the leaky kind. After a long decade, exactly like nobody prophesied, a reincarnation of sorts materialized, in the form of Elizondo guy, who was drawn to the dark side worse than those of the Skywalker clan. That's the side where pure untainted information is turned into cheap entertainment to intoxicate the gullible ones, and to separate them from their dough. Then came the men from the sky, amazing us with their tales of the flying candies of the space giants and FLIRting with shady blobs. They too are flirting now with the dark side, risking their credibility with links to the gullible ones. The visibility may be theirs, as well as the data that was meant to belong to all men but they try to commercialize now, but they are not the Original ones. [/QUOTE]

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